Zunephone 

Microsoft's response to the iPhone, coming in 2013. 6 years late like the Zune

Steve Jobs: iPhone!, bitch
Steve Ballmer: Zunephone!, asshole

Zunephone by applealex February 3, 2010

zonephones 

over-the-ear, noise-cancelling headphones used by programmers, animators, game-designers, etc., that enable flow-time, or being-in-the-zone. often provided by employer, and of premium quality (eg Sennheisser, Audiotechnica, etc.)

"-i just read how desktop and smartphone notifications really cut productivity in open-plan offices."
"-that's why programmers all have zonephones, my company just bought me a new set."

zonephones by longpinkytoes December 13, 2018

Zephone 

that one girl or guy who's always popular and always better than you then they always have that one s/o who is also better than you, generally that person is actually a great person and has alot of redeeming qualities but is probably known to be an asshole to others. They probably are the best and worst person you've ever met.

That person is kinda like a Zephone yk?
What the fuck is that??
Someone better then you.
Also a stupid nickname for the word "Zephon" but urban dictionary already has a definition for it.

Zephone by Levi blacker man January 10, 2022