Zumi Zumi 

A drinking game popular in Central Wisconsin. All players sit in a circle around a table. They are then numbered from Zumi(zero)to the however many people there are, less one. The players then all get ready to rock. Players raise their hands and say "Awww Fuck me! Let's play Zumi Zumi". On "Fuck me" the players start a pattern of hitting the table twice and clapping twice, on the beginning syllables of the words i.e.:

*=table hit
^= clap
* * ^ ^ * *
FUck ME LET'S PLAY ZUmi ZUmi

After a pause of two beats, the player designated as Zumi starts. After saying Zumi any even number of times, they may say any number that has been assigned to one of the other players. That player then says their number any even number of times, and then says another number. The numbers can be called in any order, so every player must concentrate. Also, the patter of hitting and clapping must speed up. The speed will be designated by the group, and doesn't have to stay constant. The person who screws up first drinks.

As an option, Players may chant "So heres to _____ to _____ to ______ so heres to _____ who's with us to night. S/he's happy s/he's jolly, s/he chugs one by golly, so DRINK MOTHERFUCKER! DRINK MOTHERFUCKER! DRINK MOTHERFUCKER! DRINK!

Zumi Zumi, one one! One one, one one, one one, three three! three three, Zumi Zumi. If Zumi doesn't respond, responds late, screws up the percussive pattern, says a number that is not assigned or says a number different than their own, Zumi drinks.

Zumi Zumi by A-Scully November 11, 2008

Zumi 

One born from royalty. Loved and adored by all. Strong a leader

When baby boy wad born, the tower called him Zumi!

Zumi by Giraffe Whisperer March 18, 2019

Zumi 

The best queen.
Is a funny and nice person.
Lives in Switzerlnd

Zumi the best.

Zumi by zimista April 28, 2017

Zumi 

Zumi is an energetic male who loves to zoom around and dance. Zumi's are strong and spirited creatures.

"Look at him dance, that is so Zumi"

Zumi by gfunk9007 March 18, 2019

Zumi 

Zumi is a word used in place of a word you can’t remember.
A universal synonym.

If the Pokémon Ditto was a word it’d be Zumi.

That thing with the boxes, you know, that Zumi. (In place of “punnet square”)

Zumi by _scuttlebutt_ October 29, 2019

Zumi 

A dude that lives at a goat house and is a bamf. They play college golf and get wasted like a goat. They love chew weed and are so cuntry. They always drive big large loud trucks. They always have confederate flags.

Wow that dude is a total zumi

Zumi by WingWong44 January 1, 2012

Zumi 

Zumi is where you have three guys lying in a circle like a recycling sign and fucking and sucking eachother!

Tom-“Hey wanna go home and Zumi?”
Greg-“Fuck yah!” *winks*

Zumi by DiddyKongDick July 8, 2018