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person 1: what are you doing right now
person 2: nothing
Person 1: wow you are such a zucconi
Zucconi by evil_teddy_bear November 6, 2009
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A person who speaks only when there is something important to say. A powerful person that leads the way for others and is looked up to because of this.
He would have to be a Zuccoli because he obviously thinks about what he wants to say before talking. If Zuccoli says it's OK, then it is.
Zuccoli by Mr coolcat June 29, 2016
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Welsh Zuccini 

When a man and a woman are fornicating and the man sticks a zuccini up her bum. He cuts off the other half, puts it in his mouth, and sticks it in the frontal region. While eating her out she has to shoot both of them out simultaneously, and try to get one half back into his mouth. For this to be a proper 'Welsh Zuccini' the man, or woman, must be of Welsh origin.
"Dude my wife got a double Welsh Zuccini in my mouth last night!"

Zuccoing 

To make someone smile, laugh, feel happy, and feel cared for. Zuccoers will remember things you tell them and they will actually ask how your day was and care. Zuccoing overall will get people to like you and be, one day, successful
She was zuccoing her friend.
Zuccoing by KrazyKorean321 October 13, 2011
Someone entirely unable to think and/or use their brain cells.
Well at least I\'m not a Zuccon!
Zuccon by Oh, For Crying Out Loud! February 20, 2007
zuccini by malibu214 May 1, 2006
A transition between the zucc and a known vegetable.

Is definitly human and likes water.
Did you see the zuccini drink again?
Zuccini by whereisthemonkey April 14, 2018
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