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Zoophilaphobia

The fear of ζ or zoophiles
I have zoophilaphobia
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Zoophilophobia 

The dog barks:"it sure is a good day"
zoophile says:*mumbles nonsense* "i am going to fuck you" *mumbles nonsense*
The dog:"why"
The dog gets forcefully fucked by the zoophile.

The dog survives.
The dog now has zoophilophobia.
The dog thinks:"fucking idiot"

Few hours later they go to sleep.

Morning(like the event): *morning sounds*

The dog wakes up to being fucked.
The dog jumps off of the zoophile's dick.

zoophile: "get back you little shit"

The dog jumps to the window.
The dog breaks the window by kicking it. (how the fu-)

The dog runs off to a place which will most likely be specified in the next story. (just think its the sunset)

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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