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zoomdick 

When you get bored of manufacturing fake news all day and whip out your dick during a Zoom call with all your coworkers.
I wonder what is the fastest way to completely fuck up my life? Probably Zoomdick
zoomdick by Jeffrey Toobin October 19, 2020
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zoomdick 

It is when a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and exposes himself to masturbate.
During the video call, he exposed his zoomdick.
zoomdick by KaraM96 October 19, 2020

zoomdick 

When a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and begin masturbating.
Jeffrey had a zoomdick incident the other day.
zoomdick by KaraM96 October 19, 2020

zoomdick 

When a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and begins to masturbate.
Jeffrey exposed his zoomdick during a video call yesterday.
zoomdick by KaraM96 October 19, 2020
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026