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Zoom Keeper 

During Coronavirus, many people used the online application Zoom for work and social activities. Zoom requires that one person be the admin. Zoom can host as many as hundreds of people. It becomes like a human zoo. So the admin will be the Zoom Keeper!
Jack: We have an afterhour on Zoom tonight.
Jill: Who's the Zoom Keeper? It was like a menagerie last time.
Jack: You are!
Words you can keep

zookeepers delight 

the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo
i went to the zoo yesterday with my dog to find a partner to have a zookeepers delight

Cincinnati Zookeeper 

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.
Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!

Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!

Zookeeper's Caress 

In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle

Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom
Zookeeper's Caress by a zookeeper September 28, 2010

ZooKeepers 

A group of individuals united to expose the true nature of the babwa.
Yo mate, you’re the Zoo Keeper innit?
Who, me? Nah.
You’re the only one that knew about the pink GameBoys, it must be you.

"ZooKeepers"
ZooKeepers by Zoo Keeper June 23, 2008

I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not... 

Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.
Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...
(noun)- A boyfriend/husband that is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife, because compared to him, she looks like a zoo animal
Ned: Don't you think Bob could find a way prettier girlfriend than the one he's with?

Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper
Zookeeper by TheTouchingUncle August 20, 2010
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