4 definitions by Zoo Keeper
Yo mate, you’re the Zoo Keeper innit?
Who, me? Nah.
You’re the only one that knew about the pink GameBoys, it must be you.
"ZooKeepers"
Who, me? Nah.
You’re the only one that knew about the pink GameBoys, it must be you.
"ZooKeepers"
by Zoo Keeper July 11, 2008
by Zoo Keeper October 20, 2006
A pixelated porn loop that was released in the 90's on the Commodore Amiga that pre pubescent boys loved to watch.
*Rakesh's sister sees Rakesh playing stag while jacking off on his Commodore Amiga"
Sister: What the hell are you doing?
Sister: I'm telling mom...
Rakesh: no dont, Ill let you watch...
Sister: ok
*Rakesh continues jacking his khrum*
Sister: What the hell are you doing?
Sister: I'm telling mom...
Rakesh: no dont, Ill let you watch...
Sister: ok
*Rakesh continues jacking his khrum*
by Zoo Keeper June 27, 2008
An annoying individual who asks random questions with no substance or asks stupid questions without thinking.
some examples of an askhole in action
yo mate what would you do if someone came up to you and tried hitting you with their khrum?
yo mate would you ever make your bird say "gwan stick it in" before you shag her?
yo mate, want to go town?
"no".......
*1 hour later*
yo mate, want to go town?
"fuck off I told you no an hour ago, when will you get it through your primate skull that I don't want to go town today....!"
yo mate, if I get some cheap pink game boy micro's you think I can make a profit on ebay?
yo mate what would you do if someone came up to you and tried hitting you with their khrum?
yo mate would you ever make your bird say "gwan stick it in" before you shag her?
yo mate, want to go town?
"no".......
*1 hour later*
yo mate, want to go town?
"fuck off I told you no an hour ago, when will you get it through your primate skull that I don't want to go town today....!"
yo mate, if I get some cheap pink game boy micro's you think I can make a profit on ebay?
by Zoo Keeper August 6, 2007