Zookeeper

(noun)- A boyfriend/husband that is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife, because compared to him, she looks like a zoo animal

Ned: Don't you think Bob could find a way prettier girlfriend than the one he's with?

Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper

Zookeeper by TheTouchingUncle August 20, 2010

zookeeper

a white slave trader of black slaves. very racist term to decribe a whit person. proud white person may call himself this.

U fuckin' zookeeper!

zookeeper by calloom May 27, 2006

zookeeper

One who has a sexual encounter with a group of cougars.

Gentleman A: How'd last night go?

Gentleman B: I met a bunch of cougars at the bar and I ended zookeepering it

zookeeper by george atalopolous May 22, 2008

zookeeper

lauren k

lauren k is the zookeeper

zookeeper by ILoveCheetahs April 23, 2004

zookeeper

Taking a cannabis edible and a xanax during the high to "contain the edible" and reduce the probable anxiety from the amount of THC in the edible

I'm gonna have a zookeeper, I get so anxious when I'm high

zookeeper by dr. obnox January 14, 2022

Zookeeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.

Zookeepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.

Zookeeper by Darwin800 August 6, 2024

Zookeeper's Caress 

In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle

Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver

aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom

Zookeeper's Caress by a zookeeper September 28, 2010