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A person who is smart beyond all reason. It can be any type of smarts. You may think you know everything, and maybe you do. But How can you be sure of that?
(1)Omg, that person is so Zomit.

(2) That person thinks he's Zomit.
Zomit by A person~ June 14, 2009
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Zomit, short for "Zombie Vomit".

A Death Metal band.
John is a member of the band Zomit.
"Wow, that band Zomit is incredibly brutal."
Susan asks:
"What does Zomit mean anyways?"
Bob replies:
"It means Zombie Vomit".
Susan:
"Is this a Death Metal band?"
Bob:
"Yes, and very brutal too. They'll eat your face like a bath salts addict."

Http://www.youtube.com/ZomVom
Http://www.facebook.com/ZomVom
Zomit by Zomit October 8, 2014
Related Words
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someone or something thats off its head.
that smell is zofits
zofits by Nahit January 14, 2008
When you are shocked by an event. You can replace "Damn" with "Zoit". We usually hear it in Geneva, "Eaux-vives", "les zoo". You can also say "Zbrengs", "Zeuit".
- The bitch sucked his dick for some weed.
- Zoit

- La salope lui a sucé la bite pour de la weed.
- Zoit
Zoit by Re'spect April 24, 2015

Zombitute 

A zombie prostitute. Cheap and ready for the get go. Need more explaining? Slap him, or her around for the hell of it before unleashing your fantasies inside their cracked, and rotten skull. See Zlut for the more classy undead seductresses.
I was feeling down, and ordered a Zombitute by phone to keep me company for the night.

I took advantage of the Zombitute's cracked skull, and gaping flesh wound.
Zombitute by Zombitute Inc. May 15, 2009
A person that is stuck in a MMORPG-World and has lost the connection to their real life. The virtual world becomes a unhealthy full replacement for a functional and healthy social life.
After a while of playing this game he became a total Zombit.
Zombit by RemusL March 26, 2013

Zombitch 

Used as a derogitory term for the undead, usually said after you pwn them.
K to the I to the A, ZOMBITCH!
Zombitch by CJBATT May 3, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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