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Zombitute 

A zombie prostitute. Cheap and ready for the get go. Need more explaining? Slap him, or her around for the hell of it before unleashing your fantasies inside their cracked, and rotten skull. See Zlut for the more classy undead seductresses.
I was feeling down, and ordered a Zombitute by phone to keep me company for the night.

I took advantage of the Zombitute's cracked skull, and gaping flesh wound.
Zombitute by Zombitute Inc. May 15, 2009

Zumbatute 

a Zumba instructor that does prostitution on the side.
ALexis Wright, the Maine zumba instructor recently arrested for prostitution, is a trained zumbatute.
Zumbatute by Zeke Ceesawl October 17, 2012
Any fan of zombie films, shows, books, games, etc. Usually in association with the post-Night of the Living Dead era, aka George Romero zombies, aka RomZoms; and not classic voodoo zombies.
Danny is a true zombite. He has every issue of the Walking Dead. He has every Romero film on vhs, laser disc, bluray and dvd.

But his Uncle Harold was the biggest zombite he ever met. Uncle Harold invented a sexual position called "zombie-style". He's divorced now.
Every Thanksgiving he would stuff the turkey with pig guts and fake blood and he and the children would tear the turkey apart with their barehands. He has lost custody of the children.
He used to fake-bite coworkers on the neck in bathrooms or elevators. He's now unemployed.
For two years straight he was first place in the state Zombie Run. Now he's banned because of doping.
zombite by PDXJohnny99 April 17, 2013

Zombinated 

The act of a group of zombies nominating any non-zombie to be targeted for transformation by the zombie plague.
As the zombies devoured the family alive, they zombinated the infant child and it too shared in the feast.
Zombinated by John Soviet July 13, 2013

Zombieterte 

A person who do not want to use his/her mind but only agree to what is instructed by their leaders regardless if it is wrong or right.
President Rodrigo Duterte supporters are called Zombieterte because they agree to killings and extra judicial killings, murder, and ruthless governance.

zombitised

to wake up and be in a zombie state..
ive just got out of bed ,so tired...im zombitised
zombitised by dean windsor August 13, 2008

zombitude 

A word that combines the words zombie and servitude. Used to describe thoughtless actions that serve the vulnerable and corrupted parts of our soul.
Frustrated by the zombitude displayed by the administration, the president decided to take shelter under a bridge and pan handle for drank.
zombitude by FlanBardookae November 25, 2013
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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