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Zoxit - A legendary hero/bro found in every rpg game you can think of. He can destroy any simp with his special card, "you are gay, lol". Be careful, Zoxit could be outside your front door any time. Often around Friday o'clock.
If you mess with Zoxit he will take your girlfriend.
Zoxit by Zoxit May 4, 2020
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Zoxit - A legendary hero found in every pay to win rpg game you can think of. He is known for being a simp destroyer. Mess with him and he will hit you with the "simp, lol". Call for Zoxit and he will be outside your front door, mostly during Friday o'clock.
Zoxit will steal your girl if you simp to hard.
Zoxit by Zoxit May 4, 2020
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Zoxit Zoit zolita Zomit Zoyita zaxit zexitist zobitch zofits Zoited
someone or something thats off its head.
that smell is zofits
zofits by Nahit January 14, 2008
When you are shocked by an event. You can replace "Damn" with "Zoit". We usually hear it in Geneva, "Eaux-vives", "les zoo". You can also say "Zbrengs", "Zeuit".
- The bitch sucked his dick for some weed.
- Zoit

- La salope lui a sucé la bite pour de la weed.
- Zoit
Zoit by Re'spect April 24, 2015
A person who is smart beyond all reason. It can be any type of smarts. You may think you know everything, and maybe you do. But How can you be sure of that?
(1)Omg, that person is so Zomit.

(2) That person thinks he's Zomit.
Zomit by A person~ June 14, 2009
A zombie Lolita.

Typically of the pastel-goth persuasion and enjoys purchasing expensive clothing and/or photo equipment using parents' money.

can be found shopping for 'edgy' fashion inspired garb.
Check out the Unif backpack on that Zolita.
zolita by cake wax December 28, 2013
A word developed by a famous Los Angeles area pimp, Z. A very powerful word to use when you want to prove your point or show your authority.
Bitch, get outta my car! You wanna free ride but you don't want to put out. (slap da hoe) I'm ZOBITCH!!!
zobitch by LA Pimpin' September 7, 2004
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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