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Zombitsu 

a style of martial arts/fighting designed to help you defend yourself against zombies.
We didn't have any weapons on us, so we were forced to use our deadly Zombitsu skills to take out the horde of oncoming zombies.
Zombitsu by Marcielago X November 12, 2010
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Zombitute 

A zombie prostitute. Cheap and ready for the get go. Need more explaining? Slap him, or her around for the hell of it before unleashing your fantasies inside their cracked, and rotten skull. See Zlut for the more classy undead seductresses.
I was feeling down, and ordered a Zombitute by phone to keep me company for the night.

I took advantage of the Zombitute's cracked skull, and gaping flesh wound.
Zombitute by Zombitute Inc. May 15, 2009

zombitude 

A word that combines the words zombie and servitude. Used to describe thoughtless actions that serve the vulnerable and corrupted parts of our soul.
Frustrated by the zombitude displayed by the administration, the president decided to take shelter under a bridge and pan handle for drank.
zombitude by FlanBardookae November 25, 2013

zombiturate 

A zombiturate is a natural chemical released in your brain: a special blend of yolo, serotonin, and adrenaline acquired after killing zombies a lot like the narcotic barbiturate; zombiturates can have angelic properties resulting in beast mode zombie kills. These are drugs that act as central nervous system depressants, and can therefore produce a wide spectrum of effects, from mild sedation to totalanesthesia. They are also effective as anxiolytics,hypnotics, and anticonvulsants. Barbiturates also have analgesic effects; however, these effects are somewhat weak, preventing barbiturates from being used in surgery in the absence of other analgesics. They have addiction potential, both physical and psychological. Barbiturates have now largely been replaced by zombiturates
Killed by zombiturate's overdose.
Too many zombies "I hope u boys took your zombiturates today! hahaha!"《(crazy laugh)
Zombiturate #♧zombies
zombiturate by Drebo March 2, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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