A zombie prostitute. Cheap and ready for the get go. Need more explaining? Slap him, or her around for the hell of it before unleashing your fantasies inside their cracked, and rotten skull. See Zlut for the more classy undead seductresses.
I was feeling down, and ordered a Zombitute by phone to keep me company for the night.
I took advantage of the Zombitute's crackedskull, and gaping flesh wound.
A zombiturate is a natural chemical released in your brain: a special blend of yolo, serotonin, and adrenaline acquired after killing zombies a lot like the narcotic barbiturate; zombiturates can have angelic properties resulting in beast mode zombie kills. These are drugs that act as central nervous system depressants, and can therefore produce a wide spectrum of effects, from mild sedation to totalanesthesia. They are also effective as anxiolytics,hypnotics, and anticonvulsants. Barbiturates also have analgesic effects; however, these effects are somewhat weak, preventing barbiturates from being used in surgery in the absence of other analgesics. They have addiction potential, both physical and psychological. Barbiturates have now largely been replaced by zombiturates
Killed by zombiturate's overdose.
Too many zombies "I hope u boys took your zombiturates today! hahaha!"《(crazy laugh)
Zombiturate #♧zombies
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!