zombitude 

A word that combines the words zombie and servitude. Used to describe thoughtless actions that serve the vulnerable and corrupted parts of our soul.

Frustrated by the zombitude displayed by the administration, the president decided to take shelter under a bridge and pan handle for drank.

zombitude by FlanBardookae November 25, 2013

Zombidextrous 

Zombidextrious: wherein you are neither one or the other handed, rather you do all things with outstretched stiff arms.

Poor Sean, keeps dropping things of late last night. I handed him a cup of coffee and he tried to pick it up like a fork lift- spilled it all down his pants. He went from being a left handed bloke to zombidextrous.

Zombidextrous by Teresa Marovich January 29, 2009

Zombitute 

A zombie prostitute. Cheap and ready for the get go. Need more explaining? Slap him, or her around for the hell of it before unleashing your fantasies inside their cracked, and rotten skull. See Zlut for the more classy undead seductresses.

I was feeling down, and ordered a Zombitute by phone to keep me company for the night.

I took advantage of the Zombitute's cracked skull, and gaping flesh wound.

Zombitute by Zombitute Inc. May 15, 2009

zombicide

Zombicide is the art of... well, not killing, but destroying zombies.

Zombicide is an important life skill, because zombie infestations have become increasingly common in the last few decades, and all indications are that the zombie holocaust is coming soon, possibly within your lifetime. Since the disbanding of the Knights Templar, there is no dedicated zombicidal society to protect us, and an outbreak on the scale of the Carpathian outbreak of 1143 or the Abyssinian outbreak of 492 BC would become global.

In order to be prepared, we should all learn at least basic outdoor survival, sailing (since zombies can't swim or operate a boat) and horse riding skills (horses will be the only viable means of transport when civilisation collapses). Also, basic knowledge of zombie physiology is required, so one should learn about zombie strengths and weaknesses, unlife cycles, habitat and behaviour.

Essential supplies for successfully surviving the zombie apocalypse are: first aid kit, shotgun and at least 5000 rounds of ammo, a katana or machete, plenty of flammable liquids, body armour, especially a helmet to protect your braaaains, tinned, dried or other kinds of long-lasting high-protein food, and clean drinking water.

Commercial zombicide products are also available. The Zombivac vaccine contains enzymes and antibodies to protect against Solanum, Rage and 23 other common strains of the zombie virus. You should keep at least 5 years supply for your whole family in your first aid kit (NB: Zombivac only protects you from flesh bites. Having your braaaaains eaten will still result in infection.) Zom-b-Gone spray is effective in repelling zombies from your home, but will not stop them once they catch your scent. The Zombie Knife from Advanced Survival Tools is useful and portable, but not as good as destroying a zombie's braaaaaains as a katana or sledgehammer. Zombotox water purifying tablets will remove any infectious material from water supplies.

But the most important principle of zombicide is to always be prepared. They do exist, and one day they will come for you.

Zombicide is one of, if not the most important life skills one can learn.

zombicide by George McBob May 21, 2009

zombite 

Any fan of zombie films, shows, books, games, etc. Usually in association with the post-Night of the Living Dead era, aka George Romero zombies, aka RomZoms; and not classic voodoo zombies.

Danny is a true zombite. He has every issue of the Walking Dead. He has every Romero film on vhs, laser disc, bluray and dvd.

But his Uncle Harold was the biggest zombite he ever met. Uncle Harold invented a sexual position called "zombie-style". He's divorced now.
Every Thanksgiving he would stuff the turkey with pig guts and fake blood and he and the children would tear the turkey apart with their barehands. He has lost custody of the children.
He used to fake-bite coworkers on the neck in bathrooms or elevators. He's now unemployed.
For two years straight he was first place in the state Zombie Run. Now he's banned because of doping.

zombite by PDXJohnny99 April 17, 2013

Zamtitude 

a person who has gigantic cock and balls

girl 1: he is a zamtitude
girl 2: really?
girl1: yea he can across river by using his cock

Zamtitude by damnbroyouruglyasf November 22, 2021

zombitised

to wake up and be in a zombie state..

ive just got out of bed ,so tired...im zombitised

zombitised by dean windsor August 13, 2008