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Come to zom-zom's a place to eat like it was built in one day.
zom-zom by count drunkula February 3, 2005
A crudely formed paper cone used to hold tobacco spittle while masturbating during a nicotine enhanced euphoria.
i.e.: Fuck! my zom zom leaked into my urethra!
zom-zom by Alice February 11, 2005
A portmanteau of the terms zoom zoom and nom nom, meant to indicate the subject is simultaneously zooming and nomming
Person 1: Austin is going 115 down thenhighway while eating taco bell
Person 2: oh, he's zom-zoming
Zom-zom by Tittytwister2000 February 14, 2023

zom zom zom

The sound made by a zombie as it violently consumes tender human flesh.
Human: Oh god, I am surrounded by zombies! Somebody help, please, they're eating me! OH GOD MY BRAINS WHY ::death gurgle::

Zombies: Zom zom zom
zom zom zom by sarahpants February 13, 2009

zom zoms 

An electronic band from Austin Texas which makes music based on the concept of "the absurd in art" and pataphysical theories of absurdist logic taken from French writer Alfred Jarry. Synthesizers and drum machines were wide in use by this band, which is perhaps now broken up.
Zom Zoms where polka dots.
zom zoms by Jan Snyder March 7, 2007

rom-zom-com 

Film genre - abbreviation of 'romantic zombie comedy'. Originally used to describe the 2004 film 'Shaun of the Dead', directed by Edgar Wright.
'That "Shaun of the Dead"; best rom-zom-com I've ever seen!'
'Isn't it the only one?'
'Er...'
rom-zom-com by milkatraz October 26, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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