stone butch

A masculine female-bodied person who strongly disassociates from zir body, to the point that ze does not allow zir female parts to be touched or sometimes even acknowledged. Definition can be extended to include emotional untouchability or extreme masculinity.
The stone butch did not even allow her long-time lover to see her naked.
by alice November 07, 2003
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keane

A British band consisting of three men from the mecca of ennui that is Hastings in Sussex. Their lead singer looks like a small-mouthed hobbit, and they write piano-based tunes with trite lyrics that resemble Coldyplay, David Grey, and British bands in the early twentieth century who fall under the umbrella of the new acoustic movement. Not to be confused with footballer Roy Keane.

Lead singer Tom Chaplin has a nice voice, but unfortunately it is wasted on dull songs that attempt to soar but never really take off. Their biggest single is probably Everybody's Changing, used as Eastenders background music, and their first single was released on Indie record label Fierca Panda. Who consequently let them be signed by a major label, Island, as they realised they were a bunch of cobblers.
"Like a lot of people, we've gone into making music because we're not terribly brilliant at expressing things. None of us are your bog-standard, confident, outgoing rockstar types." - Pianist Tim Oxley-Rice, quoted from drownedinsound.com.
by Alice September 02, 2004
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nothing

everything when somebody says nothing is wrong it means everything is wrong
boy:whats wrong you look sad?
girl: nothing (<--liar)
by alice March 07, 2005
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zom-zom

A crudely formed paper cone used to hold tobacco spittle while masturbating during a nicotine enhanced euphoria.
i.e.: Fuck! my zom zom leaked into my urethra!
by Alice February 11, 2005
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purgatory

A state of mind that Roman Catholics believe you go to if you have sinned on earth but you believe in Jesus. You stay in purgatory untill you have paid off all your sins, however some people stay there forever.
If I used to ask myself over a coffin: "What good did it do the occupant to be born?" I now put the same question about anyone alive

E.M. CIORAN
by alice January 19, 2005
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twiglet

nobbly sticks of porn
Twiglets - they're nor Nooooooooormal!
by Alice October 19, 2003
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witjoit

originating from The Darkside. A joint that can only be rolled by a champion Joint roller. Used in the beating of cake eaters, cunts and muppets.
I used the Witjoit on the fucker.
by Alice January 03, 2005
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