BRAINS

Organization: The Brotherhood for the Revelation and Awareness of Infectious Necrobiotic Situations. A group dedicated to raising public awareness and preparedness in the face of inevitable undead-related catastrophe (AKA zombpocalypse). Advocates strong public health and science protocols, ecologically-sound living, survivalist practices and responsible weapons ownership.

(In the midst of chaotic, nightmarish societal breakdown)

Zombie bait 1: OMG, we're trapped on this roof!
Zombie bait 2: And we're out of ammunition!
Survivor (driving by in armored vehicle): Man, those two are screwed. I sure am glad I joined BRAINS - without their tips, I never would have bought this zombie stomper!

by Cicero's Assassin December 07, 2007

the brain

When u grab your sack and squeeze forcing your balls to go tight against the skin, causeing THE BRAIN!!!

Dan-THE BRAIN!!!
Steve-AHHH WTF DAN

by J-dawg January 01, 2005

brained

Verb. To be hit really hard in the head.

I got seriously brained against a brick wall and I still can't see straight.

by Fab Swing Dancer (who has been nearly brained on several occasions) May 15, 2006

brain

Another word for head, or blowjob. This term is most appropriate however, because unfortuantley, most male brains reside in their penile regions

"That girl has a foot long tongue, I bet she gives great brain!"

by Rae Rae March 23, 2005

Brain

Something that Justin Bieber fans don't have.

Susan: I have such a huge crush on JB!

Bill: I always knew you had no brain!

by Sum Gy April 03, 2012

On the brain

To constantly think about something.

Steven has sex on the brain.

by Hello-There-1989 August 25, 2013

brain

To strike a person in, on or upside the head deliberately and violently oftentimes with a blunt object.

Nick told Jerry, "Pay me what you owe me or I swear I'll brain you with this crowbar".

by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2018