zolof 

One that destroys rock and roll.

person1:"OMG, Zolof is destroying all the rock and roll?"

person2:"God Damn It!!!"

zolof by Aaron Daniels March 28, 2005

Zolof 

Zolof-a form of total and utter humiliation.

When Harry found out he was stupid he was in a state of zolof.

Zolof by What are you looking at? October 3, 2009

Zoloft 

Zoloft is the crappiest medication ever! When I took it, I felt crappy and numb. I got switched to celexa and then lexapro which are both way better than that zoloft crap for depression! There were more medications and most got switched around.

Zoloft is the worst medication ever.

Zoloft by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2021

zoloft 

An anti-depressent used to treat anxiety/depression and the like.

"Don't forget to take your zoloft!"

zoloft by Ashley April 26, 2004

zoloft 

one drug in the ssri (selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitor) family of antidepressents. others include paxil, effexor, prozac, luvox, etc.

ssri's have *supposedly* been linked to suicides in teens. but i'm still alive and not feeling remotely depressed. though i think that therapy is working better than zoloft.

any side effects are usually gastrointestinal (i.e., throwing up, hershey squirts, etc.). but that is rare.

the emblem of zoloft is a little emotional hard-boiled egg that hops around chasing butterflies when he's happy. my friends insist he's just a ball, but i ask you, have you ever seen an oval ball?

the lil zoloft egg was depressed before he took zoloft, but now he likes chasing butterflies.

zoloft by unusu-al August 31, 2004

ZOOFAREE 

A closed agency local. Based on Zoo. Admin is called as Zoologist and member is called as Custodian. Established since 2020. The most comfortable home for many people. The safest place.

"Join Zoofaree yuk!?"

ZOOFAREE by zoofaree May 7, 2021

zoloft zombie

the period after taking zoloft for about a week when it begins to reap its horrible effects on you and filter out every negative emotion along with positive to hence the name "zombie" zoloft will literally stop u from showing any signs emotion/life at all

i was a total zoloft zombie for a while and didnt even realize it. when i finally did i quit taking zoloft for good

zoloft zombie by themedicineman2296 July 22, 2010