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A zoof is someone who has absolutley no understanding of the world around them; ignorant; completly clueless
Jack is the biggest zoof on the planet.
Zoof by Anthony Pratley September 27, 2005
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Zoof • Zoofa • zoofy • zoofag • zoofan • zoofic • Zoofie • Zoofile • Zoofintulous • zooface
when you dash but hit a wall when you're dashing
"I just ended up zoofing in Meat Boy."
zoof by Evelyn_Timpani May 26, 2018
To screw up a simple daily activity so badly resulting in extreme embarrassment and even possible thoughts of suicide.
I zoofed it when I took such a bad golf swing at the range, that the head of the driver breaks off outflew the ball.
zoof by K. Cox February 22, 2008
The action of Zoofing is the male opposite of a queef, sucking items into the tip of a penis or foreskin.
Tommy Zoofed a box of Froot Loops so when he sneezes they come flying out of his foreskin like a shotgun blast.
Zoof by WittyForLifes August 9, 2018
Zoof is a person who’s extremely annoying but they don’t stop due to how hilarious they’re finding themselves.
“Stop spamming with shrek memes you little zoof”
Zoof by Pasta destroyer November 8, 2020

ZOOFAREE 

A closed agency local. Based on Zoo. Admin is called as Zoologist and member is called as Custodian. Established since 2020. The most comfortable home for many people. The safest place.
"Join Zoofaree yuk!?"
ZOOFAREE by zoofaree May 7, 2021
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