Zohuan 

A beautiful kitten that loves to play, and will do anything for his humans.Meow he says to the humans... And if the humans are dumb they meow back

Mom- I love you
Zohuan-Meow meow meeeeooow
Mom-awe

Zohuan by Weirdness.com March 7, 2019

zhuangbility 

zhuangbility exactly means the ability of someone to show himself, act like good at doing something, or purposely overexpose his own emotions.

No need to show your zhuangbility, we know you are good at mathematics. 别装逼了，我们知道你数学很好

zhuangbility by KittenC September 18, 2016

Eric Zhuang 

Eric:
Spelchigi

Wowsome
Wowmazing
Handsome
Gorgeous Eyes
Has abs
nice soft hair
extremely nice
forgiving
best thing ever
charming
super duper intelligent
crazy
funny
has the sexiest singing voice ever
cares about that special girl
when he says he loves you he means it dont second guess it

he fails at times...
he is very weird but that is why he is special

Person 1: Hey do you know Eric Zhuang?

Person 2: No should I?
Person 1: YES OF COURSE YOU SHOULD HE IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER!!
Person 2: Can you introduce me to him?

Person 1: No he's mine find your own.

Eric Zhuang by lliae November 7, 2011

Zohan 

The character inspired by the Adam Sandler movie (2008). With his superhuman strength, Zohan is counter terrorist and is loved by his local Israelis. His passion includes cutting and stylin hair, hummus, and of course involving himself in the big bang (i.e sexual intercourse) with women that are rather old.

"You don't mess with the zohan"

Zohan by Lil wayne 13 June 12, 2008

zhuangbi

zhuang means to act; pretend in CHinese, and Bi means pussy. But, when u combine them it means to act tough or act like the "pros" in games or some shit....

cao ni ma bi de , ni zai zhuangbi. ( fk ur mom, keep act tough)

zhuangbi by rex kuondo November 23, 2009

Zohan 

A cross between Chuck Norris and Borat.

You don't mess with the ZOHAN.

Zohan by youdunmess June 26, 2009

zhuangbility 

It's Chinese English. In Chinese, 'Zhuang' means 'play'. 'Bi' is 'pussy' in English. Literally 'zhuangbility' means 'to play pussy' or 'state or action of playing pussy'.

Zhuangbility means 'to boast' or somewhat in English.

Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.

zhuangbility by jokhva January 16, 2008