Zohan 

The character inspired by the Adam Sandler movie (2008). With his superhuman strength, Zohan is counter terrorist and is loved by his local Israelis. His passion includes cutting and stylin hair, hummus, and of course involving himself in the big bang (i.e sexual intercourse) with women that are rather old.

"You don't mess with the zohan"

Zohan by Lil wayne 13 June 12, 2008

Zohan 

A cross between Chuck Norris and Borat.

You don't mess with the ZOHAN.

Zohan by youdunmess June 26, 2009

zohan 

A big bush of pubes, like the character Zohan.

I was about to go down on her, but when I pulled her knickers off her pussy was so hairy... She had a zohan man.

zohan by Pandersdrw November 15, 2013

Zohan 

An incredible person with many strengths and abilities. Also known as the main character from the movie " Don't mess with the Zohan" or more discretely known as Andre Penderis

e.g. Who is the Zohan?

Oh you know it's the casual Andre Penderis

Zohan by MCdinglechain December 16, 2019

zohan 

(-ed) (-s):
The action of swinging one's leg vertically high in the air, almost parallel with the body. Much akin to the action a stripper makes during a floor show, however with the intent of showing off one's shoes or foot/ankle jewelry.

OMG - My boss just zohaned me to show me her new Gucci shoes. That was totally inappropriate. Someone needs to talk to her before she zohans the VP.

zohan by Jbt003 May 28, 2008

zohan syndrome 

brain usage goes down to 0% during video games. anybody who watches patient with this syndrome play videogames can have their brain physically shrunk by 15%. treatment can help but this condition is not curable

bro you are so bad at this game, get yourself checked for zohan syndrome

zohan syndrome by therealladdu February 1, 2021

Zohan'd 

From the trailer for the new Adam Sandler movie that depicts him kicking the guy with his feet. He tells him to "smell it, smell it, now take it!"

Same thing but instead of with feet, it's with your genitals.

Before she gave me a blowjob, I Zohan'd her!

Smell it, smell it, NOW TAKE IT!!!

Zohan'd by wkffchameleons May 16, 2008