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A verb meaning "to whack someone on the back of the head". The word comes from the book titled *"When I'm Dead All This Will be Yours!"*, a humorously fond account of the life and times of Teller's parents, Joe and Irene, written by their kid, Teller (the smaller, quieter half of the magic/comedy team of Penn & Teller).
"And if you pestered my mother, she'd zouse you." – Joe Teller
zouse by Rachaelle July 24, 2004
Related Words
Zofus zofs zouse Zofes Zoffsexual zolusional zoqusket Zorus zousted Zyfus
Zofes refers to an extraordinary creature who comes from the subcontinent. He's smart, geeky, loves sketching, good at all the bot games. Mainly known for baby-killing art, zofes is a part of baby apprecation society.
Zofes is also one of the legendary members of an elite discord server "Good Gartic".
Handle the baby carefully Karen, don't be such a zofes.
Zofes by NoobPoet March 25, 2021
Unbeatable

- no comparison
My soccer team is a Zyfus!
Zyfus by cruxk July 23, 2011
Zofs is the biggest pg in the game tibia that ever has walked on the world..
zofs by Bonnen December 10, 2004

zoqusket 

The religion of the Anti-Fap
Collectively, we are Zoqusketi. We practice Zoqusket for more Sex drive.
zoqusket by BossasaurusRex March 8, 2018
I just checked my boyfriend's location, tell me wtf he's doing at the zouse right now.
zouse by booblvr March 21, 2022