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A verb meaning "to whack someone on the back of the head". The word comes from the book titled *"When I'm Dead All This Will be Yours!"*, a humorously fond account of the life and times of Teller's parents, Joe and Irene, written by their kid, Teller (the smaller, quieter half of the magic/comedy team of Penn & Teller).
"And if you pestered my mother, she'd zouse you." – Joe Teller
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I just checked my boyfriend's location, tell me wtf he's doing at the zouse right now.
zouse by booblvr March 21, 2022
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Zoesexual 

A fake sexuality/ an excuse to say the F slur
Hoenut: I’m z-zoesexual 🥺🥺
Normal human: *throws them into the sun*
Zoesexual by Molshroom March 1, 2021

Zoesexual 

zoesexual was made by 6-12 year olds on a popular app called tiktok, tiktok star (zoe Laverne aka zoe lagroomer) her 10 year old fans say they're apart of the LGBTQIA+ community because they're "attracted to her and only her"
random kid "I'm zoesexual!"

Go coke on a dick you shit
Zoesexual by Kairithenoob May 23, 2021
A fantastic girl that usually has no definition for her name, but that’s changing today cause she’s a beauty. Her strong independence makes a lot of people look up to her. She’s very aggressive, but that’s just her shield. She doesn’t let anyone toy with her feelings.
Zuseth is and awesome person, she’s amazing.
zuseth by UrMom2169 May 8, 2019

zoesexual 

a unvalid sexuallity made up by a bunch of social rejects on tiktok. if you refer yourself as zoesexual you are basically, in other words a wanker.
zoenut: im zoesexual
a normal person: how bot you just keep you fucking mouth shut you lyimg little abortion
zoesexual by wandasuprieme March 13, 2021

Zouleikha 

Zouleikha is a young beautiful girl who has ambitions she will achieve. She will make a very good wife and mother. She'll also go very far with her career.
Zouleikha.
Zouleikha by ArabNames November 7, 2016