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To become indignantly angry and make a scene when you don't get your way

Don't zoffix, we can work this out!

Zoffix by Diane Fossy January 28, 2019

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Zoffix

Uber-l33t dude

"Dude, I can't believe you coded that! You're a real Zoffix!"

Zoffix by sexy-coder-girl August 3, 2009

Related Words

Zoffix • Zeffix • Ziffixiquitiy • zoffing chair

zoffing chair

chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed"

slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair)
everyone:"oh no!!!!!"

zoffing chair by munkah January 26, 2004

Zeffix

A youtuber who gets no play, no money, and has no future.

he refuses to upload and will never get more than 1000 subscribers.

Guy1: You seen the new Zeffix upload

Guy2: 😂😂😂😂

Zeffix by David Yang III December 4, 2023

Ziffixiquitiy

Fully enmeshed with another person as in a level beyond love.

His ziffixiquitiy for his wife was a level of love few knew.

Ziffixiquitiy by campbejo January 27, 2025

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026