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you like to have sex with girls called Zoe’s they usually look blonde hair blue eyes they fit too . Tend to date cute guys
oh nothings better than having Zoe sex ;)’
Zoe sex by boiiiiissssss March 10, 2021
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Zoesexual 

A fake sexuality/ an excuse to say the F slur
Hoenut: I’m z-zoesexual 🥺🥺
Normal human: *throws them into the sun*
Zoesexual by Molshroom March 1, 2021

Zoesexual 

zoesexual was made by 6-12 year olds on a popular app called tiktok, tiktok star (zoe Laverne aka zoe lagroomer) her 10 year old fans say they're apart of the LGBTQIA+ community because they're "attracted to her and only her"
random kid "I'm zoesexual!"

Go coke on a dick you shit
Zoesexual by Kairithenoob May 23, 2021

zoesexual 

a unvalid sexuallity made up by a bunch of social rejects on tiktok. if you refer yourself as zoesexual you are basically, in other words a wanker.
zoenut: im zoesexual
a normal person: how bot you just keep you fucking mouth shut you lyimg little abortion
zoesexual by wandasuprieme March 13, 2021

zoesexual 

it is a sexuality that is centered on Zoe Laverne, the goddess of hell, and wife of satan. It means having an attraction to all of Zoe's forms, hell forms, earth forms, and those of heaven. It was validated by Biden on May 15, 2021, 2:22 P.M. and is also part of LGBTQZ+. It has lots of hate but we will fight for what is ours !!.
killer: stand up if you're zoesexual
zoephile: I'm zoesexual and I will stand for my goddess!
killer: you are sick in the head, don't worry the bullet that penetrates your brain will relieve you of your sickness
zoephile: I'm prepared to sacrifice my life, and I'd gladly do it twice !!

In hell
Zoe: Well done, my loyal and faithful servant, for your loyalty to me, I will reward you with immortality and you get to become the goddess of anything.
zoephile: I want to be the goddess of the beautiful transformation, of transzoe.
Zoe: good job you are now the goddess of tranzoeformation, transzoaphila
Transzoaphila: thanks zoe !! 😭😭😍😍
zoesexual by justzoeaep May 17, 2021

Zoesexual 

The romantic and sexual attraction only to someone named Zoe.
"My girlfriends name is Zoe, therefore I am Zoesexual."
Zoesexual by Black Eyrie June 29, 2022

Zoesexual 

Zoesexual is when ur really addicted to Zoe Laverne.
Dunkin: why u like Zoe so much?
Zonut: Because I’m zoesexual.
Zoesexual by .zcewishes January 4, 2021
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