zlap

To slap somebody in a naughty or playful way. Used when talking about sexual slapping.

I was giving it to her doggy style and I totally zlapped her ass.

by Wha-? July 29, 2012

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 31, 2025

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by ZSourLemon07 May 12, 2021

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by Dr. Trouser Trumpet June 4, 2021

Zlapotch

Zlapotch: a slob. Dropped food all over yourself, you’re a zlapotch.

Oy, look at my dirty self! I’m such a zlapotch!

by Faceystace April 25, 2021

zlapz

There iz only one zlapz in the whole universe. He is a living legend that plays the background and is from Sacramento California. He is a solid individual who is good people until you cross him.

We’re is zlapz at?

by Zlapz March 3, 2023

Zlapping

The sexual act of pissing and nutting into a persons nostrils causing a gagging like sound and a sore throat. Often paired with another person giving a Blumpkin.

Vinny- “Dude, me and my friend were Zlapping last night, it was crazy!”
Angel- “Last time I did that my throat was sore for a week, Next time you do that lemme know so I can give them a Blumpkin”
Vinny- “that would be awesome I’ll make sure to tell you”

by SkibidiFortniteGooner82 April 15, 2024