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A person that is;

<big><big>1.Jerk</big>

The kind of guy most girls ACTUALLY want when they say they want a Nice Guy.

Jerks are selfish, manipulative bastards who see women as little more then sexual conquests to brag about to their buddies or mere objects that are there for their personal pleasure. As to ensure the post-sex breakup will be in their favor, Jerks often play the "sensative guy" early on so the girl will make most of the moves on HIM, and after he's done with her and dumps her for some other girl just like her, he can make it look like she's at fault for coming on too strong, and consequently she'll take him back if he chooses to return for seconds.

<big><big>2.player</big></big>

A male who is skilled at manipulating ("playing") others, and especially at seducing women by pretending to care about them, when in reality they are only interested in sex. Possibly derived from the phrases "play him for a fool", or "play him like a violin". The term was popularized by hip-hop culture, but was commonly recognized among urban American blacks by the 1970s.

<big><big>3.queer</big></big>

Originally meant to describe something as unusual or strange. Became a deroggatory word to describe homosexuals. More recently, it has been reclaimed by non-heterosexuals as a word used to describe themselves. Queer can now be used to describe homosexuals, bisexuals, and transgendered people. In scholarly studies the word queer is also used to describe those who practice unconventional sex (e.g. bondage, etc.), therefore even heterosexuals can sometimes be defined as queer.

<big><big>4.Manwhore</big></big>

A Manwhore is a male that has several key attributes. A typically young (18-25)male who dresses in designer clothing, carries multiple cellphones, has become a master of manipulating women, and makes it his personal mission to sleep with as many different women as possible qualifies as a manwhore. He also has virtually no emmotional attachment to any of his victims. The reputaion of manwhore makes gaining new potential victims somewhat difficult, so most manwhores are forced to switch territories and stomping grounds frequently. However, even in familair enviornments, many manwhores can continue to get laid by playing the "im misunderstood, or "Im just pissed and acting out over a bad breakup" card. A true master in both deception and cunni
Zitoo. by HatingYoyoandTifoooo. June 26, 2009
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Pronounced "Zih-Chroh"...

The name of an Entertainer from Detroit, MI. Also known as "The Detroit Demon". His music is very versatile, but other local rapper fear him because of his DARK appearance and aura.
Yo, did you go to that Zitro show last night? It was so hype!
Zitro by TheRealZitro June 14, 2021
Related Words
Zitoo. • zito • zitcom • zitong • Zitro • Zatoon • Zatoonin • zitko • zitoed • Zito's cheese

Zatoonin 

To abuse interns and steal their designs and not give credit to them.
"Fuck you, you don't understand the Palestinian struggles, I'm gonna take your designs and not give you credit. Zatoonin!"
Zatoonin by Killllllllll YourSELF September 29, 2020
To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.

As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.
"Dude, I just paid $50 for a dime bag."

"Then you just got Zitoed big time."
Zitoed by 20deep May 1, 2008
Swaggy-T, AB Style, romantic Kungfu Panda, Huang Zitao. Gives a lot of life lessons and is swaggy as f*ck. You can talk sh*t about him but he won't give a damn. Writes songs like a f*cking boss and music is his passion. Coolest Huang I know. Can control time and spit fire (rap) as well so beware. Has a sassy side and a teenage girl side. Very straightforward but is often funny too.
Anit: zitao is so gross, traitor, f*ck him what a crybaby
Zitao: Get the f*ck outta my life.
Person: don't listen to the haters
Zitao: I don't give a sh*t.
zitao by ByunXingLu June 3, 2017

huang zitao 

huang zitao: I like gucci
huang zitao by Aelp September 9, 2017
A word created by Dustin Zito, cast member of Real World Las Vegas on MTV. Season 25.
Never, ever in the history of everdom has anyone ever disrespected me to that extent. Ever.

Everdom is his word. A Zito-ism.
Zito-ism by Meatjockey June 10, 2011
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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