Zito

The best thing to happen to the universe since planets.

Zito is what it's all about.

by The rambunctious slippy tongue February 20, 2009

Zito

1. The most awesome homeroom teacher ever.
2.to have an ex wife whos a slut.
3. REALLY COOL DUDE :D
4.To be so awesome, people worship you.

Dude, did you see that guy? Hes such a Zito.

by AdrianasaurusREXXX January 15, 2009

zito

A falsification of the the truth. Something that just sounds so bizarre its got to be made up.

Person A: Dude, do you know why Van-Damme ain't one of the Expandables?..it's cos he got ass wooped by Micky Rourke..kakow!

Person B: Wizzit?..your havin' a larf!

Person C: Ha! Get you facts straight you orange!.. it was Chuck Zito who beat him, not Rourke!

Person B: What a load of Zito!

Person A: Me bitches!

by maxplasma January 17, 2011

Zito

Innocent guy who has been repeatdly cheated by his horny wife

Zito: "Will you go home now?"
Wife:"Dammit Zito, of course no, I must earn my money with our boss"

by Zito's friend January 18, 2005

zito

Well hung teenagers who go to spring ford.

see: wordpimp/word

"evil_ash" "big lazer tron"

by egarhadfh March 28, 2003

zito

To Zito someone means to kick their ass. Comes from Chuck Zito, the guy who beat up Jean Claude Van Damme

He gave me an attitude so I Zitoed his ass.

by OnTheFly January 31, 2010

Zito

Just a total goon that's part of a zito gang full of goons. A zito is defined as a weird goon that does weird and random things.

#1: Bro javi is such a zito

#2: Yeah I know all he does is mess around with our lacrosse gear with his squad of zitos

by Htbod April 26, 2017