Zisk

1. Any time a break is taken from work, however the initial break becomes too stressful and strenuous and a second break must be taken from the original break.
Only applies to the second break; tertiary and quaternary breaks may be catergorized under other terminologies such as "lazy" or "narcoleptic."

2. Skipping a day's worth of classes, simply because one was not in the mood to attend said classes.
Can be used as any part of speech, such as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.

"I think I'm going to take a break from chemistry, then maybe I'll zisk.

Frank-"Dude, did you go to any classes today?"
Jorge-"Nope, I've been zisking since I woke up at 2pm."
Frank-"I'm disappointed."

Zisk by nemge44 April 28, 2008

Simultaneous Zisk 

When you and your friend notice an attractive person at the same time and therefore must battle over who gets to introduce them self first. Usually occurs at party, bar, or similar scene where you are trying to pick up a babe (male or female).

Rules of Simultaneous Zisk:

1) When you both see the hottie, make eye contact with the other and yell "Zisk!" at each other. This initiates the game.

2) First person to smack the nearest door hinge wins.

3) Winner gets ten minutes to engage the hottie with no interruptions. Loser may intervene if after the ten minutes the hottie seems uninterested.

"Why are you standing so close the door? You're kind of in the way."

"Sorry I'm expecting Betty and I have to have a good position for Simultaneous Zisk. I just know Jordan is going to try an say he say her first."

Simultaneous Zisk by lalaking January 20, 2015

ziska 

From the German girls name Franziska, the feminine form of Franz. The term ziska has become used to describe a girl who is an individual and always up for a party. Often described as both 'weird' and 'sexy', the ziska is usually the girl left wanting more when the party is over.

'dude, why is that girl making cat noises?' 'I don't know, but damn she's partying the shit outta this place, must be a ziska'

ziska by Kater street February 7, 2010

Ziski 

a person who takes huge shits in public bathrooms

Person 1 "who pulled a Ziski"
Person 2 "god it smells like rotten eggs on fire"

Ziski by Henry Christoffs May 10, 2007

Zisker 

Zisker means the best possible in the buisness

I am the zisker of the comapny

Zisker by Snorden October 20, 2015

ziskugh 

abbreviation: noun
A nickname used for people who is a woman that is addicted to an object or person or even fictional.
its like zisk and ugh
Also a term when you wanna ask someone with smth and like you dont know her nickname so you just say ziskugh.

hey, your kinda like ziskugh lawl so addicted to stuff damn . Hey ziskugh? oh nvm lawl bye

ziskugh by Calilou March 23, 2021

ziskiiuui 

That feeling when you see someone do something so miserable that it makes you want to find the closes object that can kill you, just so you don't have to live in the same world as them.

"I'm gonna ziskiiuui, istg"

ziskiiuui by ChipCruncher86 March 7, 2023