Urfluff's definitions

Zipcar

An app where you can rent out cars. The cars are usually either dirty, smelly, or low on gas because of the previous drivers who rented them out. They are located in behind the gates or in a parking lot. Sometimes, have a code panel to enter in. The code is on the app or sent to you your email address. You have to unlock the car with the app. They have bullshit fees like for overnight, under age, and being late to return the vehicle is $50.00.

Let’s go out and rent a car using Zipcar

Friend: BRUH, this car is low on fuel!

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Omegle

An app where you video chat random people around the country or world. Most of the time, you’ll be talking to people who will curse you out or insult you. And usually the girls on the chat will either twerk for you, call you ugly, flirt with you. Most of these girls on the app are like literally 9-15 so be careful.

Boomer: Yeah show me your ass!
14 year old girl: Keeps on twerking*
FBI knocks down the boomer’s door!
FBI: Could you explain what you were doing on this app so called Omegle?
Boomer: What’s this “Omegle”app on my phone that I’m seeing for the first time?

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Adopted

When your birth parents give you away and get selected to a different family to live with legally.

Vincent’s parents hated him so he got adopted

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Ok boomer

a term that is used for to insult old people who were born between 1946-1964. The term is often used by tweens, teenagers, and people in their early 20’s. They used this term thinking it’s an insult because they’re degenerates who can’t succeed in life. They use this insult because old people complain about how teenagers live easier and have depression for no reason.

Boomer: Back in my day, we worked for survival, moved out of homes, and paid the damn bills. All you teens do these days is smoke marijuana and listen to shitty music
Degenerated Edgy Teen: OK BOOMER!”

by Urfluff March 16, 2020

City girl

A city girl is a girl who is considered a degenerate. She is always “shopping“ at malls but she doesn’t buy anything so she strolls around with her friends. When you try to talk to one in person, she will say the same damn excuse like “Oh, I have a boyfriend” even though she is obviously single. When you hit them up on like on Instagram, most of the time, you’ll be ignored or neglected. She has confused thoughts on boys. She doesn’t know the difference between a good guy or bad guy. She is extremely active on Snapchat posting half naked. In her bio on Instagram she claims that God is first. If you are hitting her up and she knows you’re not a junkie badass, she will ask you if you have cashapp. Most of the time, the city girl will lead you on. The only thing that keeps this city girl happy is her fucking iPhone. She wants a real man however her personality is fake as her phone number. She is into guys who are rich and liberal. She thinks she’s out of most guys’ leagues due to her looks with all her damn makeup. Their genitals always feel uncomfortable when you approach them. That’s because they get “Catcalled” or they get so much dick. Or maybe both.

Me approaching city girls

City girl: Take a hint!
City girl 2: I have a boyfriend.”
City girl 3: You’re sexually harassing me because you’re not attractive

by Urfluff February 9, 2020

Mumble Rapper

A mumble rapper is a person considered as a rapper. They are pretty much talentless. They rap about fucking women, doing drugs, showing off their money that they really don’t deserve to earn, and they show their grills (Gold teeth) as they shoot their guns. Their so called songs ruin the generation such as relationships. and they all sound the same. They usually have tattoos on their faces. Not to mention, they mostly die in their early 20’s. You also don’t know what they’re saying. No matter how old you are, if you dislike the songs, you’ll be called a boomer. The people who listen to mumble rappers are pretty much degenerated teenagers who smoke or vape in public like in parks or schools. They either talk hood or Ebonics. They don’t know how to keep their relationships regardless of if it’s a male or female. They believe sex and smoking are everything in life.

Person1. What do you think of mumble rappers?
Person 2. Take the cock outta your mouth and speak clearly, young man. Fuck this mumba bla bla bla bla! Speak clearly and let me hear what the fuck you are saying!

by Urfluff February 8, 2020

Cashapp

A hoe’s favorite app on her phone.

Guy:Yo she has cashapp in her bio on insta!
His friend: Damn she is selling her pussy 🐱

by Urfluff April 25, 2020