Definitions by Urfluff

DeBill 

A short way to call Bill De Blasio a moron. Used by Russians.

DeBill just evicted criminals from prison due to CoronaVirus

DeBill by Urfluff June 21, 2020

Prostitution

Buying or selling sex.

Lol, you do prostitution? Why would you pay for sex? That’s like buying fortnite. You can literally get pussy for free!

Prostitution by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Hood nigga 

The worst type of guy. He is usually a pothead and he can’t speak English properly. All he cares about is coochies. He is more likely to drop out of school to sell marijuana. The hood nigga can’t keep a girl without cheating.

She chose a hood nigga over me and in a month of the relationship, the hood nigga got shot!

Hood nigga by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Simp 

A guy who puts dishwashers before bros. He puts all his effort into a lady and he gets nothing in return from her; an acronym for Someone Idolising for Mediocre Pussy.

Nigel: I sent her $5,000 dollars to her webpage, I bought her a car, a house, and I spent my money on her on vacations and we aren’t still even dating yet! I’m going to simp harder by stealing my parents’ credit cards.

Simp by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Omegle 

An app where you video chat random people around the country or world. Most of the time, you’ll be talking to people who will curse you out or insult you. And usually the girls on the chat will either twerk for you, call you ugly, flirt with you. Most of these girls on the app are like literally 9-15 so be careful.

Boomer: Yeah show me your ass!
14 year old girl: Keeps on twerking*
FBI knocks down the boomer’s door!
FBI: Could you explain what you were doing on this app so called Omegle?
Boomer: What’s this “Omegle”app on my phone that I’m seeing for the first time?

Omegle by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Omegle 

An app where you video chat random people around the country or world. Most of the time, you’ll be talking to people who will curse you out or insult you. And usually the girls on the chat will either twerk for you, call you ugly, flirt with you. Most of these girls on the app are like literally 9-15 so be careful.

Boomer: Yeah show me your ass!
14 year old girl: Keeps on twerking*
FBI knocks down the boomer’s door!
FBI: Could you explain what you were doing on this app so called Omegle?
Boomer: What’s this “Omegle”app on my phone that I’m seeing for the first time?

Omegle by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Adopted 

When your birth parents give you away and get selected to a different family to live with legally.

Vincent’s parents hated him so he got adopted

Adopted by Urfluff May 24, 2020