Urfluff's definitions
by Urfluff April 25, 2020
Get the Juulmug. An app where you video chat random people around the country or world. Most of the time, you’ll be talking to people who will curse you out or insult you. And usually the girls on the chat will either twerk for you, call you ugly, flirt with you. Most of these girls on the app are like literally 9-15 so be careful.
Boomer: Yeah show me your ass!
14 year old girl: Keeps on twerking*
FBI knocks down the boomer’s door!
FBI: Could you explain what you were doing on this app so called Omegle?
Boomer: What’s this “Omegle”app on my phone that I’m seeing for the first time?
14 year old girl: Keeps on twerking*
FBI knocks down the boomer’s door!
FBI: Could you explain what you were doing on this app so called Omegle?
Boomer: What’s this “Omegle”app on my phone that I’m seeing for the first time?
by Urfluff May 24, 2020
Get the Omeglemug. An app where you can rent out cars. The cars are usually either dirty, smelly, or low on gas because of the previous drivers who rented them out. They are located in behind the gates or in a parking lot. Sometimes, have a code panel to enter in. The code is on the app or sent to you your email address. You have to unlock the car with the app. They have bullshit fees like for overnight, under age, and being late to return the vehicle is $50.00.
by Urfluff May 24, 2020
Get the Zipcarmug. A city girl is a girl who is considered a degenerate. She is always “shopping“ at malls but she doesn’t buy anything so she strolls around with her friends. When you try to talk to one in person, she will say the same damn excuse like “Oh, I have a boyfriend” even though she is obviously single. When you hit them up on like on Instagram, most of the time, you’ll be ignored or neglected. She has confused thoughts on boys. She doesn’t know the difference between a good guy or bad guy. She is extremely active on Snapchat posting half naked. In her bio on Instagram she claims that God is first. If you are hitting her up and she knows you’re not a junkie badass, she will ask you if you have cashapp. Most of the time, the city girl will lead you on. The only thing that keeps this city girl happy is her fucking iPhone. She wants a real man however her personality is fake as her phone number. She is into guys who are rich and liberal. She thinks she’s out of most guys’ leagues due to her looks with all her damn makeup. Their genitals always feel uncomfortable when you approach them. That’s because they get “Catcalled” or they get so much dick. Or maybe both.
Me approaching city girls
City girl: Take a hint!
City girl 2: I have a boyfriend.”
City girl 3: You’re sexually harassing me because you’re not attractive
City girl: Take a hint!
City girl 2: I have a boyfriend.”
City girl 3: You’re sexually harassing me because you’re not attractive
by Urfluff February 9, 2020
Get the City girlmug. A moving in truck/van company that you shouldn’t use. They rip you off by charging you how much gas you have left and how many miles you have driven.
by Urfluff May 24, 2020
Get the UHaulmug. by Urfluff April 25, 2020
Get the Cashappmug. Student disrupts education in class*
Teacher: Get ready for parent teacher conference tomorrow!
Student: Jokes on you, bitch. I’m an orphan !
Teacher: Get ready for parent teacher conference tomorrow!
Student: Jokes on you, bitch. I’m an orphan !
by Urfluff May 24, 2020
Get the Orphanmug.