Urfluff's definitions

Cashapp

A hoe’s favorite app on her phone.

Guy:Yo she has cashapp in her bio on insta!
His friend: Damn she is selling her pussy 🐱

by Urfluff April 25, 2020

Orphan

A child whose parents aren’t alive anymore.

Student disrupts education in class*
Teacher: Get ready for parent teacher conference tomorrow!
Student: Jokes on you, bitch. I’m an orphan !

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Omegle

An app where you video chat random people around the country or world. Most of the time, you’ll be talking to people who will curse you out or insult you. And usually the girls on the chat will either twerk for you, call you ugly, flirt with you. Most of these girls on the app are like literally 9-15 so be careful.

Boomer: Yeah show me your ass!
14 year old girl: Keeps on twerking*
FBI knocks down the boomer’s door!
FBI: Could you explain what you were doing on this app so called Omegle?
Boomer: What’s this “Omegle”app on my phone that I’m seeing for the first time?

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Juul

A device that edgy teens smoke nicotine in school bathrooms where it’s mistaken for a USB.

These damn freshmens can’t resist their juuls for 2 hours!

by Urfluff April 25, 2020

Adopted

When your birth parents give you away and get selected to a different family to live with legally.

Vincent’s parents hated him so he got adopted

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Omegle

An app where you video chat random people around the country or world. Most of the time, you’ll be talking to people who will curse you out or insult you. And usually the girls on the chat will either twerk for you, call you ugly, flirt with you. Most of these girls on the app are like literally 9-15 so be careful.

Boomer: Yeah show me your ass!
14 year old girl: Keeps on twerking*
FBI knocks down the boomer’s door!
FBI: Could you explain what you were doing on this app so called Omegle?
Boomer: What’s this “Omegle”app on my phone that I’m seeing for the first time?

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Ok boomer

a term that is used for to insult old people who were born between 1946-1964. The term is often used by tweens, teenagers, and people in their early 20’s. They used this term thinking it’s an insult because they’re degenerates who can’t succeed in life. They use this insult because old people complain about how teenagers live easier and have depression for no reason.

Boomer: Back in my day, we worked for survival, moved out of homes, and paid the damn bills. All you teens do these days is smoke marijuana and listen to shitty music
Degenerated Edgy Teen: OK BOOMER!”

by Urfluff March 16, 2020