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Zionized 

taking something that isn't yours and then when someone tries to take their thing back you just say. "what the hell are you talking about my ancestors gave it to me. And when you try calling the police he tackles you and calls you an extremist and murders you
Amidst the complex and emotionally charged dispute over the ownership of the ancestral land, Jerry Seinfeld fervently zionized the entire narrative, aggressively asserting his claim despite substantial evidence. With an air of arrogance and entitlement, he dismissively waved off any discussion of compromise and claimed that the so-called reason it belonged to him was an ancestral connection. Fueling the tension, when Juliet Stevenson, who had diligently researched and presented legal documentation supporting her legitimate claim, attempted to engage in a civil conversation with Jerry Seinfeld, he brazenly brushed her off. He branded her a terrorist in an attempt to silence her voice. The situation took a tragically violent turn when Juliet Stevenson, feeling cornered and vulnerable, sought assistance from law enforcement. In a shocking act of brutality, Jerry Seinfeld physically attacked Emily, accusing her of being an extremist and terrorist, then vehemently opposing any external intervention.
Zionized by Idrees Moharram November 20, 2023
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Zionismed 

When providing objective proof and reasoning against their disinformation, they block, silence, or apply logical fallacies against you.
I got zionismed by a pro-Israel user when I pointed out collective punishment against civilians, including women and children, is bad.

John was zionismed by the teacher in class yesterday while discussing the downstream effects of British colonialism; the teacher disagreed with John and kicked him out of class.
Zionismed by Mo and Jam December 25, 2023

Zionized 

The assertion of a fact or truth that is so distant from the actual truth that it defies evaluation as either true or false.
It’s a zionized fact that political lobby monies have no impact on the choices American politicians make.
Zionized by Wordsmart May 29, 2024
To gaslight someone with such narcissistic psychopathic audacity that you deny reality to their faces while simultaneously playing the victim; engaging in endless circular debates that go nowhere and displaying a complete loss of empathy and basic humanity.
Johnathan uses those techniques on Piers Morgan show to zionise us.
Zionise by Muroze June 12, 2025
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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