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Zionized 

taking something that isn't yours and then when someone tries to take their thing back you just say. "what the hell are you talking about my ancestors gave it to me. And when you try calling the police he tackles you and calls you an extremist and murders you
Amidst the complex and emotionally charged dispute over the ownership of the ancestral land, Jerry Seinfeld fervently zionized the entire narrative, aggressively asserting his claim despite substantial evidence. With an air of arrogance and entitlement, he dismissively waved off any discussion of compromise and claimed that the so-called reason it belonged to him was an ancestral connection. Fueling the tension, when Juliet Stevenson, who had diligently researched and presented legal documentation supporting her legitimate claim, attempted to engage in a civil conversation with Jerry Seinfeld, he brazenly brushed her off. He branded her a terrorist in an attempt to silence her voice. The situation took a tragically violent turn when Juliet Stevenson, feeling cornered and vulnerable, sought assistance from law enforcement. In a shocking act of brutality, Jerry Seinfeld physically attacked Emily, accusing her of being an extremist and terrorist, then vehemently opposing any external intervention.
Zionized by Idrees Moharram November 20, 2023
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Zionized 

The assertion of a fact or truth that is so distant from the actual truth that it defies evaluation as either true or false.
It’s a zionized fact that political lobby monies have no impact on the choices American politicians make.
Zionized by Wordsmart May 29, 2024
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Zionised 

Something that is taken by bullying or by force.
The forth-grader's lunchbox was Zionised by the school bullies at lunch time.
Zionised by PoisonInk December 26, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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