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Zionized 

taking something that isn't yours and then when someone tries to take their thing back you just say. "what the hell are you talking about my ancestors gave it to me. And when you try calling the police he tackles you and calls you an extremist and murders you
Amidst the complex and emotionally charged dispute over the ownership of the ancestral land, Jerry Seinfeld fervently zionized the entire narrative, aggressively asserting his claim despite substantial evidence. With an air of arrogance and entitlement, he dismissively waved off any discussion of compromise and claimed that the so-called reason it belonged to him was an ancestral connection. Fueling the tension, when Juliet Stevenson, who had diligently researched and presented legal documentation supporting her legitimate claim, attempted to engage in a civil conversation with Jerry Seinfeld, he brazenly brushed her off. He branded her a terrorist in an attempt to silence her voice. The situation took a tragically violent turn when Juliet Stevenson, feeling cornered and vulnerable, sought assistance from law enforcement. In a shocking act of brutality, Jerry Seinfeld physically attacked Emily, accusing her of being an extremist and terrorist, then vehemently opposing any external intervention.
Zionized by Idrees Moharram November 20, 2023
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Zionized 

The assertion of a fact or truth that is so distant from the actual truth that it defies evaluation as either true or false.
It’s a zionized fact that political lobby monies have no impact on the choices American politicians make.
Zionized by Wordsmart May 29, 2024
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Zionised 

Something that is taken by bullying or by force.
The forth-grader's lunchbox was Zionised by the school bullies at lunch time.
Zionised by PoisonInk December 26, 2023
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