Used instead of the more vulgar bitch, for describing a really unpleasant woman,when your listeners include people ( like your Mom ) who would be appalled at such language. Acceptable in even the most curse averse groups.

That teacher is such a bee-I-zitch! She drives me crazy!

She shouldn't act like such a bee-I-zitch! She knows it was an

accident.

bee-I-zitch by gulsh June 3, 2010

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Zunch

A meal eatin while on excessive amounts of alprazolam. Typically around lunch time.

You tryna join me and Chad for some zunch in the quad later?

Zunch by zunchmaster February 25, 2019

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Zischeln

Zischeln (sie zischelt, zischelte, hat gezischelt) stands for the unique and sexy sound when women pee. Nierenjuice often emerges with strong pressure from a full bladder, also zischelt es. Men love this sound and get very hot.

"Ahhhh I have to pee, I am full of nierenjuice!!!" - "Let me hear it zischeln!" *zshhhhhhhhhh pschhhhhhhhhhhh zshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* "Oh yeah so hot......" - "Let`s fuck now! You wanna my boysahne???"

Zischeln by gollomosh September 16, 2023

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Zanchez

To mark ones face with a Z using a shitty dick or finger. A combination of Zoro and Dirty Sanchez. Usually goes across ones brow, down their nose, and either across their lip, or the middle of their lips.

I am Zanchez. I make a Zoro, but I do not make a Z on your forehead, but across your face, and not with a sword, but with shit.

Zanchez by zavage January 7, 2010

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zitchdog

it's a car game, every time you see a dog you gotta be the first one to say ZITCHDOG!

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zitchdog by marshall eriksen May 22, 2009

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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