Zhanger

the rare breed of an mandarin asian whom never stops looking cute. pulls off pigtails well. knows plenty of GONG-FU and goes around shrieking 'OtAwAtAh! ASIAN POWAAAA!'

I caught a Zhanger kicking my ex-boyfriend's ass!!

by Boinked in the Bonkers April 6, 2009

zhanger

Dirty talk; perverted person. Commonly associated with zhang.

Yo thats dirty man, you just pulled a zhanger.

by Dr. Dicktrionary July 29, 2003

zhanger

often referred to as an asian restaurant or in other prejudice terms involving asians

I'm starving, let's go eat at that zhanger over there with all those asian dudes.

by Colin Claerbout May 13, 2005

Zhanger

Zhanger (noun): A rare breed of human with an uncanny ability to turn any conversation into a discussion about planes. They possess an encyclopedic knowledge of aircraft models, flight simulators, and airline trivia. Zhangers can often be found lurking in online aviation forums, posting memes of aviation and engaging in intense debates about the best engine variant. Approach with caution, as engaging a Zhanger in conversation may result in an impromptu lecture on the fuel system of a Boeing 747-200 or an in-depth analysis of the 12-inch adjustable reading lamp in the cockpit. Don't even get them started on it’s collection of rejected JetPhotos submissions.

Damn our new friend billy is so Zhanger life! He won’t shut up about planes

by scary it man December 27, 2023

Zhanged

The art of owning or dominating an opponent or situation without mercy.

The boy walked out of calculus, feeling good, as he had "zhanged" his test.

by Hot Bitch InCognito February 7, 2010

Zangerdoodle

this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).

bobby: hey, hey dan....

Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!

Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...

Dan: well then fix it

Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting

(upside to this)

by fool in the face June 21, 2006

Zhander

A person who will always be there for u. He will do anything to make sure u r okay. He might hide his feelings but he is a good person. He is a awesome friend and even a awesome bf . He is super helpful through everything. If u meet a zhander u will be happy cus he can put a smile on your face just like that.

Zhander is the best person ever

by whenlifeisale April 29, 2019