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A person who will always be there for u. He will do anything to make sure u r okay. He might hide his feelings but he is a good person. He is a awesome friend and even a awesome bf . He is super helpful through everything. If u meet a zhander u will be happy cus he can put a smile on your face just like that.
Zhander is the best person ever
Zhander by whenlifeisale April 29, 2019
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zander ermold

Slow super stud birthday boy that goes to governor mifflin. He runs cross country and is very slow and a super stud birthday boy.
Man youre a slow super stud birthday boy zander ermold!
The chicken nugget Lord and savior (aka our true god)
Loves doggos and is very Zander
To protect

Warrior man
I named my Dog zander cause he protects me
Zander by the nugget lord September 8, 2018
The lord of all meatballs, God of earth, Also known as the almighty Pizza Commander
"i wish i was as cool as Zander"
Zander by MyNameIsZanderBITCH June 15, 2018
vb. To correct someone's grammar, especially in an instance where incorrect grammar is intentionally used.
Don't zaander me fool, when I say "is you gonna play basketball," I mean, "is you gonna play basketball," not "are you going to play basketball."
Zander’s yeet random things across the room. That is why you stay away from them.
Person 1: did you see that Zander yeet that bottle across the room?
Person1: no I was in the toilet.
Zander by YayALlama August 7, 2019