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Zevism is a religion rooted in the worship of the Ancient Gods as they were known and honoured for tens of thousands of years across every civilisation on earth: in Greece, Egypt, Sumer, India, Rome, Scandinavia, and beyond.

Zevism recognises that the Ancient Gods are real, living, and accessible. They are not archetypes, not metaphors, not psychological projections. They are sovereign divine beings who created humanity, who taught the arts of civilisation, and who remain actively engaged with those who seek them with sincerity and reverence.

Practitioners experience the Gods directly through meditation, ritual, prayer, and the disciplined development of the soul's innate spiritual faculties.
Zevism cultivates independence through the development of spiritual power.
Zevism by Golden-Path April 7, 2026
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zavism by nefqriious February 19, 2022
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Zeismeister 

One with a short, curly, pubic-like head of hair. Usually a male that carries his testicles in the form of a fruit basket, resembling a vagina. Most likely seen surrounded by women that only enhance his feminineness. Usually attempts to hide his feminine gestures with short bursts of masculinity, but is quickly found out to resemble a true woman.
Also found to make comments such as:

Man: "Oh, by the way, I'm scheduled to have my vagina surgically implanted next week."

Can be responded to with:

Woman: "Wow.....you're such a Zeismeister"
Zeismeister by CKCP-AB March 16, 2011
Zedism (from the letter Z, "zed" that is used in Russia as the symbol of invasion in Ukraine and struggle against the West) is a neofascist trend in contemporary Russian politics and ideology that combines a cult of military force, imperial expansionism, nationalism, and xenophobia.
Zedism is the ideology of the end, that's why its symbol is the last letter of the alphabet. Zedism threatens the West and the entire world with nuclear destruction. It is potentially more dangerous than old fascism. (Mike Epstein)
Zedism by Mike May 25, 2022
A Zevist is a practitioner and initiate of Zevism, the spiritual path rooted in the worship of Zeus, known in Greek as Ζεύς (Zevs). A Zevist works directly with the Gods, lives by natural law, and takes full responsibility for their own spiritual evolution. The path is one of empowerment, individuality, free inquiry, and self-healing.
The Zevist meditated before Zeus's altar.
Zevist by Golden-Path April 6, 2026
A woman who walks the path of Zevism and holds living communion with Zeus and the Ancient Gods. The feminine suffix -ista echoes both Greek and Romance linguistic traditions, evoking the Mystai (μύσται), the initiated women of the Ancient Greek mysteries who played indispensable roles in rites at Eleusis, Delphi, and Samothrace.

The Zevista practices power meditation, cultivates the kundalini, and develops the arts of the mind. The disciplines are historically associated with priestesses, oracles, and sibyls of the ancient world.
Every Zevista masters her own soul.
Zevista by Golden-Path April 6, 2026
A follower of Temple of Zeus, a modern eclectic Pagan reconstruction of ancient spiritual systems.
While the group had a controversial past, recent updates over the years have strayed away from extreme positions, and promote a religious understanding rooted in Ancient Greek Metaphysics, Eclectic Pantheons, Eastern meditation systems, and direct relationship with the Divine.
"My Zevist friend did a money Ritual for me, and I just got a promotion at my job. I don't really buy it, but they might have a point."
Zevist by Ophis Thanas April 9, 2026
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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