Zeustache 

A limp dicked emo bastard who has a fascination with lesbians who reject him. You may find this creature lurking in discord servers, praying on those who have no interest in him romantically. After a rejection this being will recoil and block you on everything for no reason.

“Pls be careful when entering a new server, you may see a Zeustache!”

Zeustache by AshDasani June 11, 2022

Eustache

Fictional character. An iconic, fresh faced youth from France living in Los Angeles under the keep of his grandparents. Frequently reminds the population that he is of age, in spite of the shackles of education that demand his attendance at a single sex private school with other juvenile boys. Said to deliver pizzas on weekends. Is known to be blissfully ignorant of pop culture or perhaps he just really enjoys playing the part of that foreign oddity. Can be spotted in a crowd by way of his larger than life eyebrows and the hairs of his moustache, which (once completely full grown and combed) will shine like the rays of the dawning sun.

Marc Eustache: I was so excited this morning. I went to my locker and I found a letter from a secret admirer! Then I remembered I go to a school for boys. :(

Eustache by dustruffle April 5, 2008

feustache 

Collective reference to the pubic hair in a person's crotch, especially when said pubic hair is well-groomed. Related to the word moustache.

Before wearing a Speedo, you should trim your feustache.

feustache by ghetto blaster August 15, 2006

deustache

A douchebag with a mustache

That deustache spilled beer on me.

deustache by Beeboobopp June 25, 2016

Eustache

Eustche is an African Nigga that goes to City Hill Middle School.

Khaden: Who’s that guy in the dark?!
Kyle: I can’t tell, it must be EUSTACHE!

Eustache by ThatOne7thGraderNigga January 16, 2019

Eustache

Fictional character. An iconic, fresh faced youth from France living in Los Angeles under the keep of his grandparents. Frequently reminds the population that he is of age, in spite of the shackles of education that demand his attendance at a single sex private school with other juvenile boys. Said to deliver pizzas on weekends. Is known to be blissfully ignorant of pop culture or perhaps he really enjoys playing the part of that foreign oddity. Can be spotted in a crowd by way of his larger than life eyebrows and the hairs of his moustache, which (once completely full grown and combed) will shine like the rays of the dawning sun.

Marc Eustache: I was so excited this morning. I went to my locker and I found a letter from a secret admirer! Then I remembered I go to a school for boys. :(

Eustache by marc's admirer June 18, 2008

ZeusTheBeauty 

ZeusTheBeauty ? the best modo ? the best Valorant player ? the most beautiful Algerian on planet ? yeah I know him.

ZeusTheBeauty, the best on everything

ZeusTheBeauty by ZeusTheBeauty May 6, 2021