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Zern

“Zern is a badass” - everyone
by Joe-many-definitions August 25, 2021
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Zern, inc.

The world's largest employer. A company with no meaning, purpose or goal, other than to employ the largest amount of people under one company name. There is no salary, and no workload. Employees only have the satisfaction of knowing that they are a member of Zern, inc.
Do you belong to Zern, inc.?
by zern president July 27, 2005
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zerns

a more severe word for being "constapated" and having to shit excessively
that mexican restaurant gave me the zerns.

(Rub your tummy.)
by O'D featuring Smelly Mexican December 20, 2008
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zern

a mental state where your brain is overactive, unstable, and autistic in the most chaotic way possible, blending impulsivity, emotional whiplash, and sharp self-awareness. everything feels loud, fast, and unfiltered, logic is optional, and humor is your main coping mechanism. often used as both a warning and a term of endearment when someone is aware they’re not okay but functioning anyway.
you so zern
by etherealriri December 18, 2025
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