Zern
Zern by Joe-many-definitions August 25, 2021
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zern
a mental state where your brain is overactive, unstable, and autistic in the most chaotic way possible, blending impulsivity, emotional whiplash, and sharp self-awareness. everything feels loud, fast, and unfiltered, logic is optional, and humor is your main coping mechanism. often used as both a warning and a term of endearment when someone is aware they’re not okay but functioning anyway.
you so zern
zern by etherealriri December 18, 2025
Zern, inc.
The world's largest employer. A company with no meaning, purpose or goal, other than to employ the largest amount of people under one company name. There is no salary, and no workload. Employees only have the satisfaction of knowing that they are a member of Zern, inc.
Zern, inc. by zern president July 27, 2005
zernan
Is a type of guy that will give up everything to help the ones he loves. He is kind, smart, hard working, hot, and funny. He listens to your problems even when he has his own. He is the best listener ever. He is every girls dream boy, an ideal man. When he falls in love he'll let you know, he will do anything to make you happy. He will do anything to see you. He will do anything for a friend. You are a very lucky person to have a Zernan. If you have one don't let go you will never find anyone like him, and no one will ever love you as much as he does/did.
Zernan is a very hard working man
zernite
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zernite by Zacharykid February 10, 2019
Lucas Zernicke
A man among men a person with such high masculinity they can grow a beard overnight.
This type of man uses sand paper as TP and eats nine inch nails as breakfast cereal.
This type of man uses sand paper as TP and eats nine inch nails as breakfast cereal.
Adjective: Wow, that man just arm wrestled a grizzly bear while drinking pepper spray. They are such a Lucas Zernicke.
Lucas Zernicke by Michael Foiler August 9, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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