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Sexy cute and handsome guy. Laughs like a hyena but had a massive king kong cock.
I'm walking funny cause I had a Zenson last night.
Zenson by Factsnow6969 April 10, 2021
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One of the first RPG games for the iPhone or iPod Touch available for purchase on the Appstore.

Widely played by classic RPG fans
The game play of Zenonia is extremely similar to "The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past"
Zenonia by Zzzonked April 8, 2010
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Zenon is a real motherfucking g he can be pretty much great at anything . Also he's very handsome and great with the ladies . He can adapt to pretty much any atmosphere he's in
Damn you see that guy there ?

Yeah ?

He's a reallll zenon
Zenon by Garywinthorpe March 18, 2017
Zenon a man of focus and pure skill, if you know a Zenon your one lucky person. Zenons are very good looking and rare to come by these days
Guy 1: Damn that dudes a total zenon

Guy 2: ikr hes the whole package
Zenon by YaBoyZen May 9, 2021

Zenon’s shaft 

Zenon’s shaft is the most powerful thing on earth I it can extinguish a white substance that is almost like acid. The holder is called Zenon, Don’t mess with Zenon and I mean it 😩😫🍆💦
o̤̮h̤̮ s̤̮*i̤̮t̤̮ i̤̮t̤̮s̤̮ Zenon’s shaft r̤̮ṳ̮n̤̮ b̤̮e̤̮f̤̮o̤̮r̤̮e̤̮ h̤̮e̤̮ s̤̮h̤̮o̤̮o̤̮t̤̮s̤̮ i̤̮t̤̮ a̤̮t̤̮ ṳ̮s̤̮
A really good person/friend that is funny and can make whoever he wanted to laugh.
Your are being a really big ZENNON right now.
zennon by The guy u like November 14, 2016
Zenonce also known as “prick” “asshole” and “dickhead” really an unimpressive human being there isn’t anything going on in the head of a zenonce unless it is preying I’m innocent girls however the zenonce is also delusional often mistaking itself for a much cooler species such as a daisy or a Leo these delusions are simply rooted to the fact that a zenonce has a tiny brain smaller then a pea in fact
“That zenonce seems to think those girls like him doesn’t he? “

“Yeah that’s because he is a stupid fuck
Zenon by Bij May 20, 2020
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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