Zemlak
A rare species that only comes out at night to feed on the weak and the damned. "A Zemlak appeared in the shadows and devoured the entire lady whole" -vampire like
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Zelmak
(1) A rotund postal worker who is also an aficionado of bowling.
(2) A connoisseur of heavily salted and/or deep-fried products.
(3) An individual who believes that bowling ball inserts are free.
(4) A worshipper of Dave Thomas and those damn tasty nuggets.
(2) A connoisseur of heavily salted and/or deep-fried products.
(3) An individual who believes that bowling ball inserts are free.
(4) A worshipper of Dave Thomas and those damn tasty nuggets.
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zelmak
1. A oversized postman chomping on gum wildly while wearing pants too short to be jeans but too long to be shorts, otherwise known as a skirt
2. A slack-jaw, yokel look when appearing to lose track of scoring in a bowling match in which you proceed to throw a ball away not realizing that you could still win the wood.
3.A chubby individual who farts when a full house is revealed during a summer card game following a chinese food break
4.Anyone who sleeps on a dresser or owns only 5 shirts and puts them in rotation.
2. A slack-jaw, yokel look when appearing to lose track of scoring in a bowling match in which you proceed to throw a ball away not realizing that you could still win the wood.
3.A chubby individual who farts when a full house is revealed during a summer card game following a chinese food break
4.Anyone who sleeps on a dresser or owns only 5 shirts and puts them in rotation.
1. Look at Zelmak chewing on the gum, and he's wearing the skirt too!
2. Zelmak just blew it again, he only got a seven count.
3. Follwing Chicken and Broccali, Zelmak farted with a full house.
4. He's wearing clothes from the Zelmak collection as he sleeps on the dresser.
2. Zelmak just blew it again, he only got a seven count.
3. Follwing Chicken and Broccali, Zelmak farted with a full house.
4. He's wearing clothes from the Zelmak collection as he sleeps on the dresser.
zelmak by Neal Prager April 25, 2004
Robert Zemla
This is the type of guy that hates simps and/or women. Roberts hold strong political views and take videogames a bit too seriously. Roberts are often into an activity known as "edging," a very shameful action that involves the male genitals. Often of Caucasian origin.
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"You're acting like such a Robert right now"
"Robert moment"
"You're acting like such a Robert right now"
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