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Big dick husband and big booty bougie ass wife.
Man the Zemlas need to chill with dancing in a banana hammock in their garage. It's turning me on.
zemla by donkeydickjon December 22, 2020
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Robert Zemla 

This is the type of guy that hates simps and/or women. Roberts hold strong political views and take videogames a bit too seriously. Roberts are often into an activity known as "edging," a very shameful action that involves the male genitals. Often of Caucasian origin.
"you really just pulled a Robert Zemla"
"You're acting like such a Robert right now"
"Robert moment"
Related Words
zemla • Zemlak • Robert Zemla • Zelal • Zella • Zelma • zelas • Zealand • Zema • Zeman
Zelal's are known to be very pretty , clever , popular, funny and talented . People around her don't really like her because there jelouse of her talents and her beauty, she also has a great attitude and is very loyal and charming too those around her . Zelal's are also unique and are very socialising ... well many of them ;) they have a great sence of humour and always find a way to make others luagh . They also could get angry easily so if you treat her like shit then YOU BETTER RUN BITCH !! BECUASE YOU FINALLY REACHED HER INNER ANGER ... YOIR FAULT !!
Fake hoe 1 - " wow look at Zelal she's stealing my man !"

Fake hoe 2 - "You must have watched out R.I.P dawg "
Zelal by Cry.. September 27, 2019
zellaa, a renowned trap/femboy on discord. this person usually uses a profile picture of neferpitou from Hunter X Hunter 2011 and has a somewhat playful personality.
Guy 1: "woah! that girl is so hot!"
Guy 2: "that's not a girl, thats zellaa."
zellaa by zellaa July 20, 2021

New Zealand 

A mystical island that coved by clouds so you can't really see it 50% of the time, the land of sheep, kiwi, orc, elf, dwarf, wizard, short men with hairy legs, and the māori people.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.
Man New Zealand is so beautiful I want to go there.
New Zealand by little blue blob April 23, 2021
The act of being amazing.
She did zumla.
zumla by ccohen January 26, 2015

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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