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Zelenskyy Bounce 

The positive benefit realized by late-night pundits who capitalize on other people's tragedies in exchange for ratings. A natural extention of "never let a good crisis go to waste". Also applicable to politicians, crisis managers, fear-mongers, and virtue signallers of all persuasions.
By adding a personal narrative to the ongoing crisis, our intrepid host was able to leverage the Zelenskyy Bounce for maximal results.

Zelenskyy Bounce 

When a foreign President whose nation is under assault by Russia makes a speech and becomes more popular than the US President, bouncing him down in popularity.
Yeah, I listened to Zelenskyy's speech and Biden's response. Biden will never recover from the Zelenskyy bounce.
Zelenskyy Bounce by VirgaFlame March 16, 2022

Zelinsky Bounce 

When someone does nothing to help someone else who might die, but still hopes that said nothingness will help his personal ambitions
Man, I hope our president gets that Zelinsky Bounce this year, even though he wouldn't approve any new drilling permits during his presidency.

zelensky bounce

When you've got plenty of dick and huge balls and you are absolutely jackhammering the hottest woman you've ever seen.
"Oh my god, you guys, Sally came ove last night and I gave her the Zelensky Bounce. It was rad."
zelensky bounce by Elmstrosity March 16, 2022

Zelensky bounce

When zelensky's political acumen and know how will rub off on Joe biden.
When will Biden have a Zelensky bounce?

Zelensky bounce

When zelensky's acumen in terms of being a strong, competent and patriotic political leader actually rubs off on certain other us politicians, making the US politician stronger and more competent
Joe Biden is incapable of having a zelensky bounce.