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Zedjealous
"Zedjealous" or "zealous jealous" is a phrase used to describe a person showing an irrational disliking something because they are jealous of it.
This could be the dislike of a person because of their advantages or achievements, or an object if the jealous individual wishes they had the foresight or means to obtain it.
Zedjealous people often have so little to look forward to in their own lives that they show irrational hatred towards those that do. - Zedjealous people are otherwise known as sad little bastards.
This could be the dislike of a person because of their advantages or achievements, or an object if the jealous individual wishes they had the foresight or means to obtain it.
Zedjealous people often have so little to look forward to in their own lives that they show irrational hatred towards those that do. - Zedjealous people are otherwise known as sad little bastards.
Rob: "Your car is shit!"
Clive: "Got a reason?"
Rob: "You're gay!"
Clive: "Zedjealous bitch!" *walks away*
Clive: "Got a reason?"
Rob: "You're gay!"
Clive: "Zedjealous bitch!" *walks away*
Zedjealous by Bobsux August 7, 2010
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Zedeea, a very gorgeous girl that has extremely good qualities. She gets a long with everyone, however doesn't have a million friends, she trusts only a few people. An extremely loyal person however get on her bad side and she can be a bitch and not talk to you. She does not go after people, they go after her. Every girl wants to be like her. Humorous and goofy, though smart. Usually Zedeea’s have big asses. hot bodies. And a great friend. She's so cute and small that you just want to hold her forever. She is not like the rest. Has a personality that is very, very hard to find. So if you get her, don't lose her.
zedhead
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zedhead by PonyTrainBoi April 5, 2021
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