Comes from the term Zebu, meaning deception or lies, which derives from the practice of unscrupulous restaurants passing cheap zebu meat off as British steak to save money.
Joe: Man Nate was wasted at my party last night! You hear that guy? Apparently he works for the CIA. And his Grandpa was Marlon Brando. And Sienna Miller has his number.
Jack: Say what?!
Joe: I know.
Jack: Dude, that jackass is a total zeboozer.
Used to describing a moment of pure pleasure. A powerful and wonderful phrase that has even been known to give life on it's mention. Made popular in early 2008 by an evergrowing army of the Zabroom army
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On the first day, god said "Zabroom" and there was light.
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marc "Yeah man I was totally like, yeah man, then all of a sudden zabroom, my herpes had gone".
paul "Wow man, you totally know that was because you used the magic word man"
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Sam "How was last night fellah?"
Gareth "Zabroom mate. Totally 100% officially Zabroom"
The Zeboo project started in 2004, after Australia went home empty handed from the Equestrian Olympics. Specialized cross-breeding between different Zebra and Kangaroo species resulted in this extreme competitive jumping machine. In 2008 attempts were made to cross these animals with Australian Thoroughbred
The Zeboo can be ridden with a saddle, but the common preference of travel is within the pouch. Those bushmen who choose to ride atop, often use the pouch for carrying their gear. Zeboo’s are not capable of trotting or jogging, and their gait is that of a 3-beat motion. The lead foreleg followed by the other, and then the rear legs touching down in the same beat. It’s tail is used for balance, and gives the horse great control around challenging obstacles. The Zeboo can travel on 4 legs or two and typically will used it’s tail as a 5th leg for slower gaits for grazing.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!