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The closest thing to a god
I wish I was a Zaylan
Zaylan by Dr. Ferjizzinizzle September 3, 2018
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Always 1k, Fine asf, Chill but can be Aggy. She's always loved. Irreplaceable
zaylani by The Favorite ❤ June 4, 2017
zalanda is sassy but also fun to talk to :D
Zalanda is popular
zalanda by Dreamy_Luna April 1, 2021
A person who can be the best friend u have ever and very funny had but at the same time a bitch
Hi zailand
zailand by I will not lie to u December 21, 2016
Something that gives you really high hopes only to leave you broken in the end.
He really loved her, but she Zalandoed him.
Zalandoed by Tribal Writer October 4, 2022

Zoylander 

A person from the village of Westonzoyland, Somerset. A person that wakes to the smell of cow shit and believes its good for their lungs. Cider is consumed on cornflakes and speech can sometimes be unrecognisable to those unfamilar with the local dialect.
Nah he won't give a shit - He's a Zoylander!
Ere she's a right Zoylander!
Zoylander by MissZoy February 20, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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