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The closest thing to a god
I wish I was a Zaylan
Zaylan by Dr. Ferjizzinizzle September 3, 2018
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Always 1k, Fine asf, Chill but can be Aggy. She's always loved. Irreplaceable
zaylani by The Favorite ❤ June 4, 2017
zalanda is sassy but also fun to talk to :D
Zalanda is popular
zalanda by Dreamy_Luna April 1, 2021
A person who can be the best friend u have ever and very funny had but at the same time a bitch
Hi zailand
zailand by I will not lie to u December 21, 2016
Something that gives you really high hopes only to leave you broken in the end.
He really loved her, but she Zalandoed him.
Zalandoed by Tribal Writer October 4, 2022

Zoylander 

A person from the village of Westonzoyland, Somerset. A person that wakes to the smell of cow shit and believes its good for their lungs. Cider is consumed on cornflakes and speech can sometimes be unrecognisable to those unfamilar with the local dialect.
Nah he won't give a shit - He's a Zoylander!
Ere she's a right Zoylander!
Zoylander by MissZoy February 20, 2011