Zampon

A group of 5 hot, sexy , sex on the legs boys everyone would like to fuck.

- do tou see that group!?
- (wet) who are they.?
- they are totally Zampon

by Zampon's girls July 6, 2018

Zambonied

Really drunk and cannot get up

I feel so Zambonied.....

by Flygirl. January 15, 2009

Road Zamboni

Large Scraping-type machine used mostly in Canada for clearing foot-deep snow every winter morning off the ice-packed, pothole-laden roads.

Fu cryin out loud! Did you hear that Road Zamboni this morning?! Sounded like he was doing the living room eh! What time was that...like 4:30?!!

by jeffermac August 10, 2019

ride the zamboni

Having relations with a small Italian gentleman.

First we are going to eat meatballs and then I hope to ride the zamboni.

by wargy2 January 30, 2014

zamboni

kick-ass thing that cleans ice on ice rinks

look at that zamboni go!
i wanna zamboni machine

by Mei Xian April 30, 2003

Zampolve

A Zampolve is a cross between a Zombie, a Vampire, and a Werewolf. They are extremely hard to kill because they must be killed three different ways. The Zombie must have its spinal cord severed. The Vampire needs a wooden stake to the heart. And the Werewolf needs to be shot with a silver bullet. Zampolves are pretty much badass.

Person 1 - KILL THAT ZAMPOLVE!!

Person2 - I cant!

Person 1 - Why not?!

Person 2 - I only have a wooden stake!

Person 1 - Well we're fucked then!!

Person 2 - Damn right

by Agent Hawk June 19, 2006

zamboner

When you release your seamen upon a females back, while she is laying down or on all fours, and you use your penis to move around your seamen into a nice even layer.

Mark pulled off a zamboner yesterday when he was with that fine ass girl Helga, and I heard that she still hasn't washed it off.

by Rick Bj January 28, 2008