hambonied

adj; etymology- comes from hambone, although useage has nothing to do with one.
used to describe a stated of being completly inebriated or high.

Sally: How did you get home last night? You were pretty drunk.
Billy:I have no idea! I was so hambonied that i shit my pants!

by C.W. Anderson III September 14, 2005

hambonious

Even harder than Harder as a motherfucker. This is the "Realer than Realdeal Holyfield" of HAM--- HamBONIUS. (pronounced Ham-BONE-EE-US) with a stress on the BONE.

Used as an adjective.

My brother: "I Scored a 750 on my GMAT. I went HAM on it."
ME: "Bro... that is dope. Nah, you went straight Hambonious on that bitch"

by The Great No-do September 15, 2017

hamboni

A large human who consumes mass quantities of ham.

Martha is certainly a hamboni after scarfing down a 10lb ham this evening.

by Skinward January 29, 2016

New Hampshire Hamboni

When two men proceed to have anal sex with sliced ham around their genitals until orgasm when they then proceed to produce semen onto the ham slices and eat them

"last night daquerius and I got so horny we started doing some New Hampshire Hamboni in bed."

by Drug D. Ealer December 4, 2019

Hamboni

A shirtless person cleaning off an ice rink with their stomach.

Eric is fantastic at performing the hamboni.

by Jimmy9923 September 24, 2019