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Zaan is a girl who's name sounds like a guys name
Who is zaan?
Zaan by Ok man👌👌👌 February 22, 2020

Zaan's Humble Abode 

A server of bunch of idiots who still use dad jokes,amoral and gay jokes and there is retard named xlout,tabijrevolution and gay ass named Anton1100.This server is some bullshit where people can't send nsfw((((obviously not because I'm gay asf).Server owner Zaan is the most active server of this server.Also there is no racism,Nacism,Fascism,Homosexualism,Antonio so this is Huge L,as huge as tabij's quotes.
extra for xlout:

SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY DAYS YOU FUCKING ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT,GET SOME BITCHES INSTEAD YOU FRICKING GAY ASS FUCK,GET SOME EXERCISE YOU FUCKING FATTY FUCK,FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK,IM SO PISSED OFF OF YOUR LOW INTELLIGENCE LEVEL,YOU PROBS STILL SUCK YOUR MOMS TITS YOU KID,YOU FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL ERROR,WASTE OF SPERM,ASKING THESE SHIT FOR A WHILE,NO WONDER YOUR DAD LEFT FOR A MILK YOU GODDAMN HOE
Hall Of Hame
Hassoon:did the best for the server and saved the server from disaster
LeBron james:because I like Lakers
Red Ryan:idk but this guy afraid of me because I posted gay porn in his days
db11: fraud himself and he commit tax fraud
jacko:Bailly the goat
Taz:why not
honourable mentions:muddles,jasper bozo,soccer guri fan.
this server is like Zaan's Humble Abode
Better than amazing. Better than awesome. When you cannot describe how good something is with words, the word you need to know is zaang
"I just won the bloody lottery! This is zaang!"
zaang by Ricky Lennon January 15, 2008
vb. To correct someone's grammar, especially in an instance where incorrect grammar is intentionally used.
Don't zaander me fool, when I say "is you gonna play basketball," I mean, "is you gonna play basketball," not "are you going to play basketball."
Zaander by Mickey's Retaliation April 6, 2007
"Shaq's crib is zaang!" - Me

"My job is zaang! I make millions and all I do is sleep all day!"
zaang by brad_the_jacobs March 22, 2008
something that is both awesome and amazing (which is why there are two a's)
Sox v Yankees. Game 7. Yankee Stadium. Front row seats. Zaang!

joe: "check out the body on that girl"
paul: "zaang!"
zaang by Joe Swisher May 29, 2007
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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