The art of licking the butthole of another or one's self (if especially flexible). The Yurko is best preformed directly after the recipient is finished pooping. Often called the 'Reverse Dirty Sanchez.'
(noun) an internet troll, usually male, who has lost all touch with reality. Common behavior for a Yukonjimmy is spouting nonsense speeches or rants circling their own self importance and wit, though they usually have a serious lack of both. A person with a severe persecution complex which helps to stoke the flames of their own delusions, burning all personal bridges until they stand alone within the ashes of their lives to continue blame-ranting against anyone and anything besides themselves.
After witnessing his loss of self control for the millionth time, the sister of the yukonjimmy had to place a restraining order on him to prevent him from lighting his body on fire again to welcome the aliens to earth during the family Christmas party.
Russian who always claims to love his country and is extremely patriotic while constantly bitching about the U.S. Yet still lives in the USA
"Aaaarrggghhh, the motherland is so beautiful, better than this polluted nation."
"STFU you fuckin' yurkow! No one gives a shit about what you have to say."
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.