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Yummy cum 

The thing that i drink daily at 6:00 pm
Jake: what are you drinking?

Michael: Some sticky yummy cum uwu
Jake: I don’t feel comfortable with you anymore *explodes into penises*
Yummy cum by skippythetoiletfan September 9, 2021
Words you can keep

yummy cum 

All cum; esp. cum that is produced after eating a lot of bananas, pasta, or drinking a lot of pineapple juice.
"John ate Italian food for the last three days; I gave him a blowjob and he gave me dessert. I love to swallow a hot, steamy load of yummy cum."
yummy cum by dicksy chick November 18, 2007

Yummy cum 

what Tallas(wanker)does to his mum
Tallas licked his mums yummy cum
Yummy cum by JoeJoeTheSkankyHoe January 26, 2019

yummy cum nuggets 

what you feed your homies on a late night out. Cum Nuggets show that you are affectionate towards your homies and if you don't want to deep fry a shit ton of Cum then there are a few more ways to prepare your most finest batch of Big Daddy Cum, you can make Cum pancakes, muffins, and anything that you would otherwise put cream or milk in. so what are you waiting for, invite the homies and have a blast with your special sauce.(if you want you can also put it in your pre-workout to boost you squats)
homies:"yo bro you got any yummy cum nuggets."
you:"yea bro they're in the fridge."
homies:"thanks bro."

Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy! 

Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy! is what I'm thinking after I suck off all the cadets in my pod.
I just sucked cumgasms out of all my roomies, and now -- Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy!

Yummy Cummy 

A sweet sticky goo that a man releases from his penis to pleasure his partner after a vigorous fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Now shower me in your Yummy Cummy please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmm YUMMY!!!
Chad : Hey there's more where that came from!
Kiersten : Awesome FUCK ME AGAIN!
Chad : Oh Baby!
Yummy Cummy by SlopNChop January 18, 2017

yummy cummy cakes 

cream filled cupcakes with gooey white goodness dripping off the top
You know you're going to have a great night when the drunk girl you are bringing home keeps begging for yummy cummy cakes!
yummy cummy cakes by MandyP12345 December 1, 2011
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